Bea Smith

eg, cant you.....like......buy yourself one?................ faiing that weve got 2 so come round , give the lad a sweetie and nick one when he isnt looking............

pabbers, im so glad you admitted the bros thing first....... oh gawd its so embarrassing now- album was called push- i wore grolsh tags on my shoes etc. oh the shame. jason donovan album-aaaaagggggghhhhhhhh and just for the record, i also had pinky and perky( but unlike you ian i was actually a small child when i got it!!!!)

does it come with lube st?, dont think jay would like me going in dry...................

all is not last smiley, you come and live here and watch shite on the telly with jay, and ill go live at yours, i like painting and decorating- also your missus probably doesnt snore as loudly as Jay.

you leave biffo alone, its not his fault he gets amnesia. respect your elders boys!!!!!! ( do i get a brownie point for ass kissing you now biffo?)

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dutch, you are not supposed to admit that!!!!! did you look like scary spice in them???

Cheers for that, my road angle should come in handy then dont you mean road angel?? how on earth is an angle going to help you??? tsk,tsk, jay the first one to point out the mistakes of others, is actually as illiterate as me!!

shopkeeper

happy, the lads already got a dick complex, dont make it worse!!! missus c destined for quick death

fenny shoot the girl who owns the calander, its kinder that way,rather than letting her continue to fancy a puff.

jees gal, how big are those paps?? will i get back ache???

horwich i should never have told you that i lock the laptop away in various hiding places to wind jay c up. tittle tattler!!!

oh me me me, i want bigger knockers!!!, dont need your nipples though, would be a bit weird having 4, besides, swanny might think im a dog and try to bum shag me.

how long before someone asks ' how big are your tits'???? im betting not long at all........

i might just go to them all, amazing weightloss doing that mad dancing every weekend!!

I think the easiest way to do this would be to cut part of your leg off. EG - helpful as ever. start a diet club, do the weekly weigh in, then amputate limbs- highly successfull slimming club me reckons! people would be so scared of getting their bits cut off they would religiously diet and excercise. im joining the eg amputation club.

oh jay will be ok, my map reading skills are excellent, a drunken missus c navigating is a sight to behold!!!! by the way, any of you that where on the coach( not mini bus) we went to scumsville in- i have discovered several pictures of men having a wee on the side of the coach. who is the one with a massive todger????? =P~

and i thought only us 'ladies' worried about diets and being thinner- how wrong i was. ok, ill start, i weigh 10 stone 10 pounds. i want to weigh 9 stone 7 pounds. , im going on a girlie hol mid march, so thats my incentive. i also want to get in a pvc catsuit without looking like a fat git. plan- low fat diet, 45 minute cardiovascular workout ( 10 mins bike, 10 mins rower, 10 mins cross trainer,15 mins run), followed by weights circuit to tone and strengthen legs,arms, back and stomach. somedays i may alternate the 45 mins routine for 45 minutes swimming. im gonna try that for a month and see how i go. after that i shall be asking our resident fitness expert ( carlos!) to revise my excercise plan. lets have a w-ways fat club. own up, how fat are you, what do you need to lose? and who is gonna come to the gym with me??

which date are they playing?? cant wait to 'crash dance' again, ached for days afterwards.!! also had several unexplained bruises 8-[ wonder if that lovely man is there who let me get him in a headlock and crash him into other people. chortle chortle, what fun!!! wanderers ways punk night.

that sounds fine apart from the no beer bit

:badgrin: i think ill worry when im saying'hurry up jay'

so you didnt get time alone then??

scottish white, you laughed at me when i did the same thing months ago. you said i would be 50 stone soon cos i gave up cigs and replaced them with roses/quality street etc. progress so far- not quit entirely, however, can go smoke free all week, but buy cigs for a night out cos i have no willpower when im pissed. when i wake up in the morning, any cigs that are left go untouched till the next weekends piss-up. average 4 cigs a week is not too bad. and i still weigh the same !! my advice?, find another vice to replace the fags. buy adult channel on sky!

george best joan collins david blunkett ken livingstone ozzy osbourne a corgi belonging to the queen

same as billy bear says, i once dropped mine in hot soapy water( when i was tirelessly hand scrubbing the door step with a donkey stone). i thought it was a goner, undid it all, 4 days later it worked again. give it a few days, and it might be reet. how the hell did you get mugged?, youre not a little man.or do you mean mugged by beer prices on new years eve??