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thanks norwich, just one thing......how do you work hoovers????.....

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Hope you are using it "off-road", pain in the arse them that aren't. [-X Have you got insurance etc? yes dad itll be off road!!! theres a racing track in radcliffe and they also have regular minimoto racing at the reebok. we have all the safetly equipment ie helmet'suit/shoulder/knee/elbow protection, the correct boots gloves etc. we will get insurance when the bleedin bike actually works. know where youre comin from mg, theyre noisy little things, and the way they zip round on em near our house drives me mad. suprised ive not been knocked down yet, cos they ride em on pavements etc. is that a suitable answer?? or are you going to ground me pops??

i think you mean youve told a whopper about the size of your chopper!!!!

tut tut lads, were all gonna be old one day ya know. stocking up on flower scented incontinence pads now, just in case theres a shortage.

i bet darren could keep missus c up all night. im sure he could id be too scared to go to sleep in case he dribbled on me.

thanks folks, will be working on producing a miracle in time for christmas!!! eeeh its the alternative christmas story. im the Virgin Mary in it of course.

best thing to do is get a mate of his who is at college to let your son go in and ask for an nus card with his own photo, they cost a quid, photos are not kept on file, providing he knows the course title and wether its full/part time he wont have a prob claiming to be someone he's not. then the real student goes in, syas he has lost his card asks for a replacement with his own photo and voila, jobs a good un. hurry up before colleges close though. im getting a cheap season ticket with my student card next season. brilliant!!

bought the eldest a mini moto bike for xmas, tried to get it running and there appears to be a problem with the carburetor. the company we bought it from have now 'dissapeared', oh poo. in mess now as not long till xmas as desperatley need to get it sorted, otherwise major dissapointing xmas for him. anyone know anything about these mini motorbikes? or know anyone who does. please please help. missus c in begging mode

Well obviously it doesnt have athy white takes it up the @rse.

stringy seems to be on halliwell road a lot too. he must spend his entire life getting pissed-lucky so n so. as for spazzy darren, JUST STOP NOW AND DONT MENTION HIM.UUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH HE TRIED TO KISS ME ONCE.

couldnt agree more biffo, im starting to worry that horwich's bedroom is an elton shrine, ..............shudder...........

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me and my sister saw it too, although my sister thought it was a bat. that was one of the highlights of the match for me. it was a welcome distraction for a lot of people actually. i noticed it sitting in the rafters leter. pissing its sides at us. couldve been a spy pigeon with hidden camera on it, sent from scouts who couldnt be arsed paying to watch shit

oooohhh happy, take a chill pill. think of your blood pressure

You're high heels came to use then they're extremely handy for whacking opposition fans in the head. thats why jay wears em so much. and horwich

i was taking the piss nw- p.s has the sunday stella kicked in yet??

only if you will meet me there, it makes me laugh the way your hair swings when youre running. swings more than my blobby bum does!!!

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Better a virus than a whiffy fart :D/ just be carefull when you open your xmas presents. i know where you live, and that lovely looking present may not be innocent happy!!! missus c hard as nails 8-[