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tetchy de , hows yer uncle !!!!!

I used to bet on English football for a long time but i do not remember, that team Bolton did always play in the top division? Oh, did they play in Europe also?

I used to bet on English football for a long time but i do not remember, that team Bolton did always play in the top division? Oh, did they play in Europe also?

 

we are the future

 

 

garlic bread??? i've sh??t it

Are you a fortune teller? Did you know Vanga? Did she tell you that?

we,ve always played our games in europe bad smurf .

arsene vanga ?

And go fcuk your self!  

On Bulgarian - ebete si maikata!

 

 

I take it you're papa smurf??

 

You have the lowest mark in history! I am sure of that! When Plovdiv is built, your land was only tree and trees! Bulgaria is in Europe long ago, times when England do not exist as a country! So be happy to travel to our lands - know it is possible!

You have the lowest mark in history! I am sure of that! When Plovdiv is built, your land was only tree and trees! Bulgaria is in Europe long ago, times when England do not exist as a country! So be happy to travel to our lands - know it is possible!

 

 

The thing is though, you may of existed before us but when England was born born we invaded and conquered shitholes like yours and ruled the f??cking world.

 

And we still do that nowadays

You rule Biulgaria!

You are so stupid, look at the books, you knights even are hardly crossing our lands!

For nowadays - do not be so sure! You lick America,s ass! So do our politics!

You rule Biulgaria!        

You are so stupid, look at the books, you knights even are hardly crossing our lands!  

For nowadays - do not be so sure! You lick America,s ass! So do our politics!

 

 

You read too many newspapers and watch too much tv my friend.

 

Its totally different on the streets

wind up . tetchy you,d think you could spell your own shithole of a country correctly - BIULGARIA !

 

how many bad smurfs yer got ? and are they all bad or is there some good ones ?

I am on the streets my friend! Your are much better in economic but you have the most nasty girls I have ever seen! You may mastrubate all year after visiting Bulgaria! There is a lot of material for you! And best thing is that they do not fcuk with bone heads like you! They like local guys like me! And everybody is happy!

Do not thing we are not happy here!

eh ! your a prostitute ?

You rule Biulgaria!        

You are so stupid, look at the books, you knights even are hardly crossing our lands!  

For nowadays - do not be so sure! You lick America,s ass! So do our politics!

 

 

You read too many newspapers and watch too much tv my friend.

 

Its totally different on the streets

 

Is it?

 

And what do you mean? [-(

Your mother is my colegue! She do a fantstic blowjobs, but in Bulgaria we called it - MINET! So your mother is a MINETmaster!

is that like a minutesteak that yer get from asda ?

Do you kiss your mammy every morning?

Do you kiss your mammy every morning?

 

 

Nah he kisses you'res just after he cums up her arsehole

but of course , it is an english tradition . a bit like goat bummin in bulgaria - sorry widnes - no disrespect .

but of course , it is an english tradition .   a bit like goat bummin in bulgaria -  sorry widnes - no disrespect .

 

Allegedly, this is a long-lasting British tradition. So any attempts to assign it anywhere else are destined to failure.

 

However, this is due to the fact that goats in UK are more beautiful than English women, some of them having even whiskers and beards like men.

First two sentences from the CIA world factbook on each country:

UK: Great Britain, the dominant industrial and maritime power of the 19th century, played a leading role in developing parliamentary democracy and in advancing literature and science. At its zenith, the British Empire stretched over one-fourth of the earth's surface.

Bulgaria:The Bulgars, a Central Asian Turkic tribe, merged with the local Slavic inhabitants in the late 7th century to form the first Bulgarian state. In succeeding centuries, Bulgaria struggled with the Byzantine Empire to assert its place in the Balkans, but by the end of the 14th century the country was overrun by the Ottoman Turks.

 

So, to sum up - we gave the world democracy, literature and science and ruled one quarter of it; Bulgaria got shat on by some Turks.

OK, be honest with me - you are 17 year old CHAV and you have never seen a real naked woman! You heard about than bunch of niggers - Bolton Wanderers and you became their fan because you like Jay Jay FUCKIN NIGGER!

freak you know kearsley to well !

OK, be honest with me - you are 17 year old CHAV and you have never seen a real naked woman! You heard about than bunch of niggers - Bolton Wanderers and you became their fan because you like Jay Jay raggin NIGGER!

 

I think your true colours are showing now