People spend a lot of time thinking up their children's names. It's just a pity they don't always think as hard about their domain names.

 

The following domains are real.

 

Firstly there is Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:

 

http://www.whorepresents.com

 

Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:

 

http://www.expertsexchange.com

 

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:

 

http://www.penisland.net

 

Need a therapist? Try:

 

http://www.therapistfinder.com

 

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South

 

Wales:

 

http://www.molestationnursery.com

My mate used to work at Anker on Wingates ... web site: www.anker.com

 

Being IT geeks, you'd have thought someone would have clocked that one !

receptionist says : - " Hello Anker, how can i help?"

Thats nothing, when I used to work at IDN in town I had a customer called Alan Twatt Potatoes!

Thats nothing, when I used to work at IDN in town I had a customer called Alan Twatt Potatoes!

so is that a double-barrelled surname then?

Thats nothing, when I used to work at IDN in town I had a customer called Alan Twatt Potatoes!

 

That's nothing! I used to go to school with a lad called John Twatt. He hated it with a passion and got ridiculed all the time; so much so that when he turned 18 he changed it by deed poll.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To Peter Twatt!

Thats nothing, when I used to work at IDN in town I had a customer called Alan Twatt Potatoes!

 

That's nothing! I used to go to school with a lad called John Twatt. He hated it with a passion and got ridiculed all the time; so much so that when he turned 18 he changed it by deed poll.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To Peter Twatt!

 

I know somebody called Peter.........................and he's a tw??t..............wonder if it's the same bloke

Knew a guy in the forces called Dave Rea (as in Chris) he was in the RA (Royal Artillery) and he was a newbie - therefore his rank was Gunner........

Better than being called Chris Rea, though.

Knew a guy in the forces called Dave Rea (as in Chris) he was in the RA (Royal Artillery) and he was a newbie - therefore his rank was Gunner........

 

What's wrong with being called Gunner Dave?

Bloke at work called John Wanck

We have a fella working at one of the american sites called randy gay

 

 

Homo alert!

This is honestly true

 

The company I work for is called LSD

 

I work for a department called TeamIT (TIT)

 

and our project managers are called Business Unit Managers

 

I shit you not

We have a couple of customers with daft names.

 

Bob Marley and Pat Mycock.

 

Both of their parents should be ashamed.

We also have lots of continuous improvement processes at work

 

including for us manufacturing neanderthals :-

 

Continuous Line Improvement Teams

 

get yer tongue round that

We also suffer from acronyms which didn't have too much forethought:

 

Our intrepid group of firefighters who are ready to respond to International calls for assistance were going to be called . . .

 

Fast Action Response Team

i know a bloke called juan king

There was a lad at school called Richard Steven Wyper.

RS Wyper, and he was!