New leader of the Tory party, I'll give him 2 years before he's outta there

 

Politicians = booooooooooo.

 

PB

Have I got jews for you

New leader of the Tory party, I'll give him 2 years before he's outta there  

 

Politicians = booooooooooo.

 

PB

Have I got jews for you

 

 

 

Absolute drivel

Tories worse then Munichs.

Tories worse then Munichs.

 

New Labour not much better =;

All Tories die wanking wearing women's underwear with an orange in their mouths. FACT.

All Tories die sprinkling wearing women's underwear with an orange in their mouths. FACT.

 

HOMO ALERT

All Tories die sprinkling wearing women's underwear with an orange in their mouths. FACT.

 

HOMO ALERT

 

(tut, how do I do the big letters )

 

Durr! Try highlighting what you write by scrolling your mouse along the letters with the left button held down. This will highlight the selected text. Click on the arrow at the top where it says "Font Size" and a drop down box appears. Click on the required font size.

All Tories die sprinkling wearing women's underwear with an orange in their mouths. FACT.

 

HOMO ALERT

 

(tut, how do I do the big letters )

 

Like that

ta da!!!!! :D/

 

This forum is my fountain of knowledge

All Tories die sprinkling wearing women's underwear with an orange in their mouths. FACT.

 

HOMO ALERT

 

(tut, how do I do the big letters )

 

Durr! Try highlighting what you write by scrolling your mouse along the letters with the left button held down. This will highlight the selected text. Click on the arrow at the top where it says "Font Size" and a drop down box appears. Click on the required font size.

 

It's not that easy if you want to embolden it too - you need to make sure you have the <bold><size>TEXT</size></bold> all in the right order.

All Tories die sprinkling wearing women's underwear with an orange in their mouths. FACT.

 

Ahem.......you forgot the plastic bag on their head at the same time.....

When supermarkets write on their carrier bags, please reuse this bag and protect the enviroment- d'ya reckon thats what they meant???

All Tories die sprinkling wearing women's underwear with an orange in their mouths. FACT.

 

Ahem.......you forgot the plastic bag on their head at the same time.....

When supermarkets write on their carrier bags, please reuse this bag and protect the enviroment- d'ya reckon thats what they meant???

 

Most supermarkets have now made this more difficult by introducing tiny holes into their bags - plastic garden sacks are a far better thing to use.

 

 

Didn't Michael Hutchence die as a result of trying to induce asphyxiation whilst having a wank in his hotel room (belt around the door handle or something)

aye,hung himself for the sexual high.

years ago when there where public hangings, all the blokes hung would be cut down sporting an erection and having ejaculated in their trousers.

FACT

were they all "well hung" then?

aye,hung himself for the sexual high.

years ago when there where public hangings, all the blokes hung would be cut down sporting an erection and having ejaculated in their trousers.

FACT

 

thats to do with the neck breaking and its called a priaprism!!! Studied forensics at uni for a year!!!! was well interesting just a shame i had to do chemistry as well!!!!

Once worked at a solicitors which acted on behalf of South Yorkshire police for the Hillsborough disaster.

 

My job was archiving documents into seperate files and part of that was sifting through photographs including faces of the victims.

 

The faces were horrific as they were bright red and contorted but they were all smiling. One of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

HOMO ALERTS must always be in font colour brown (to insinuate they are brown hatters) and must also be in font size huge (to infer they are huge participants in the film hunt for brown October)

 

ALA - HOMO ALERT

 

It's one of the WW rules and it's up there with Bextors and HBAYT

 

So please can you all take notice

 

Ta

Widnes

HOMO ALERTS must always be in font colour brown (to insinate they are brown hatters) and must also be in font size huge (to infer they are huge participants in the film hunt for brown October)  

 

ALA - HOMO ALERT

 

It's one of the WW rules and it's up there with Bextors and HBAYT

 

So please can you all take notice

 

Ta

Widnes

 

sorry :oops:

 

(miserable fecker)

All Tories die sprinkling wearing women's underwear with an orange in their mouths. FACT.

 

HOMO ALERT

 

(tut, how do I do the big letters )

 

Durr! Try highlighting what you write by scrolling your mouse along the letters with the left button held down. This will highlight the selected text. Click on the arrow at the top where it says "Font Size" and a drop down box appears. Click on the required font size.

 

wow it works

All Tories die sprinkling wearing women's underwear with an orange in their mouths. FACT.

 

HOMO ALERT

 

(tut, how do I do the big letters )

 

Durr! Try highlighting what you write by scrolling your mouse along the letters with the left button held down. This will highlight the selected text. Click on the arrow at the top where it says "Font Size" and a drop down box appears. Click on the required font size.

 

wow it works

 

am not sure how to add colour though col to big text, do you know?

All Tories die sprinkling wearing women's underwear with an orange in their mouths. FACT.

 

HOMO ALERT

 

(tut, how do I do the big letters )

 

Durr! Try highlighting what you write by scrolling your mouse along the letters with the left button held down. This will highlight the selected text. Click on the arrow at the top where it says "Font Size" and a drop down box appears. Click on the required font size.

 

wow it works

 

 

I dont know Sue

 

am not sure how to add colour though col to big text, do you know?

 

 

 

Easy peasy japanesse , again highlight text and choose colour from font colour box

Forgive my ignorance (and heavens forbid getting back to the subject). Who the fcuk is he? Until Wednesday I'd never heard of him. I like to have a litle background on who I'm not going to vote for next time.

Forgive my ignorance (and heavens forbid getting back to the subject). Who the fcuk is he? Until Wednesday I'd never heard of him. I like to have a litle background on who I'm not going to vote for next time.

 

All we know about him is that he went to Eton. He snorted cocaine at university. His wife is pregnant and he has a son with a disability. He has been an MP for about 4 years.

Forgive my ignorance (and heavens forbid getting back to the subject). Who the fcuk is he? Until Wednesday I'd never heard of him. I like to have a litle background on who I'm not going to vote for next time.

 

All we know about him is that he went to Eton. He snorted cocaine at university. His wife is pregnant and he has a son with a disability. He has been an MP for about 4 years.

 

Cheers Biff. Made him sound almost likeable if you took the Eton bit out

Forgive my ignorance (and heavens forbid getting back to the subject). Who the fcuk is he? Until Wednesday I'd never heard of him. I like to have a litle background on who I'm not going to vote for next time.

 

All we know about him is that he went to Eton. He snorted cocaine at university. His wife is pregnant and he has a son with a disability. He has been an MP for about 4 years.

 

Cheers Biff. Made him sound almost likeable if you took the Eton bit out

 

I've been to Eton many times and I resemble that remark.