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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

CAR FOR SALE


Smiley

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Okay, first things first, it ain't in good condition.

 

Fiesta 1.3.

White

Reg P

Mileage 85,000

4 doors

 

Condition:

Bit of rust on driver side door.

Needs back box exhaust replacing.

Needs a new handbrake fitting.

Driver side door only unlocks from inside.

 

Looking to offload quickly at any price.

 

Any takers - or advice on what price I should ask for?

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Ill pay someone to take the car and wife off me!

 

MARRIAGE - seriously over-rated!

 

ill buy her off you, missus smiley= =P~ gorgeous.

sod the car, we wont need it.

 

Lesbo action. Like it.

 

even anti lesbianism,gay hating women who were blind and totally unappreciative of female beauty would fancy mrs smiley.

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Ill pay someone to take the car and wife off me!

 

MARRIAGE - seriously over-rated!

 

ill buy her off you, missus smiley= =P~ gorgeous.

sod the car, we wont need it.

 

Lesbo action. Like it.

 

even anti lesbianism,gay hating women who were blind and totally unappreciative of female beauty would fancy mrs smiley.

 

If that's the case (take your word for it!) - what's she doing with a George Toms reject??!?!?!?!

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smiley is a good looking bloke, he just needs to lose an ickle bit of tummy, ( as we all could). besides, maybe he's super under the sheets and thats why she likes him!!

 

p/s- anybody bidding on the car or are we starting on his missus??

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smiley is a good looking bloke, he just needs to lose an ickle bit of tummy, ( as we all could). besides, maybe he's super under the sheets and thats why she likes him!!

 

p/s- anybody bidding on the car or are we starting on his missus??

 

You've done it now! Smiley's new signature

 

smiley is a good looking bloke
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will my new car mind if I....

 

Fart

Snore

Grow fat(ter)

Eat junk food

Watch porn

Follow my team around the country, Europe, World

Watch cricket abroad

Throw money at dirty lapdancers

Visit whore-houses

Mess up on the decorating

Forget to bring a loaf home from work after promising to

etc, etc, etc.

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will my new car mind if I....

 

Fart

Snore

Grow fat(ter)

Eat junk food

Watch porn

Follow my team around the country, Europe, World

Watch cricket abroad

Throw money at dirty lapdancers

Visit whore-houses

Mess up on the decorating

Forget to bring a loaf home from work after promising to

etc, etc, etc.

 

of course you car wont mind any of those things, cos it doesnt give a flying shite about you lad.

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will my new car mind if I....

 

Fart

Snore

Grow fat(ter)

Eat junk food

Watch porn

Follow my team around the country, Europe, World

Watch cricket abroad

Throw money at dirty lapdancers

Visit whore-houses

Mess up on the decorating

Forget to bring a loaf home from work after promising to

etc, etc, etc.

mrs. smiley was quite happy while you were away watching the cricket :-#

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