UEFA CUP TALES

February 24, 200620 yr

Whilst walking through the "NO GO ZONE" a the Marseille stadium, an fat Arab tried to mug us.

Our coach got bricked going to the game.

February 24, 200620 yr

One of coaches that the other half of our party was on got hit by a brick or two.

The nearest we came to trouble was from the coach driver. He refused to open the on board loo and left us with no alternative but to piss in the stair well of his coach.

February 24, 200620 yr

Was confronted by 2 Marseille fans in my face about 5.15pm which prompted me to shout 'WHITE ARMY' as loud as I possibly could in their faces...

they moved on!! :D/

February 24, 200620 yr

Cracking day but tarnished later on, Irish Bar then the Square at the back if the Irish Bar, ??4 a pint, rip off, Spar shop was the saviour (the owner of that shop must have thought all his Christma's had come at once), fat bloke on the statue, the foam fountain, reasonably friendly banter in the square then back to Irish Bar. Got lost going to the ground ended up late for kick off and on the Metro at their side of the ground - not the best place to be. The atmosphere in their two ends was annoying, but spot on.

The day was tarnished by an incident of Bolton fans wacking Bolton fans.

February 24, 200620 yr

got "elbowed" by a marseille fan

got "eyed" up by a gay richard gere who smiley said he'd shag for ??1M

February 24, 200620 yr

got "elbowed" by a marseille fan

got "eyed" up by a gay richard gere who smiley said he'd shag for ??1M

You were down to ??60K mate - full blow job, eat his sh*t and drink every last drop of his juice! So don't come that with me!!!!!

For the record, I took 400 of their top boys on. Beat 'em all up, then started on the CRS. They ended up having to bring the Foreign Legion in.... then when I'd battered them, I took on the French Resistance.

February 25, 200620 yr

Cracking day but tarnished later on, Irish Bar then the Square at the back if the Irish Bar, ??4 a pint, rip off, Spar shop was the saviour (the owner of that shop must have thought all his Christma's had come at once), fat bloke on the statue, the foam fountain, reasonably friendly banter in the square then back to Irish Bar. Got lost going to the ground ended up late for kick off and on the Metro at their side of the ground - not the best place to be. The atmosphere in their two ends was annoying, but spot on.

The day was tarnished by an incident of Bolton fans wacking Bolton fans.

After we cleared the last case of that 7.9% rocket fuel one of the french lads was heard saying "you Bolton, you are animals!" (sounded quite comical in a french accent )

February 25, 200620 yr

Most p*ssed up people I met whilst there...

Wed night - Traf or Captain Thain.

Thur day - Ghana White - he could not speak!

February 25, 200620 yr

Cracking day but

The day was tarnished by an incident of Bolton fans w anking Bolton fans.

:-s :-s

February 25, 200620 yr

Almost missed the flight from Stanstead on Wednesday, was on the M25 20 mins before the check in closed. 5 of us performed an SAS style car evacuation, leaving it stranded just outside the airport as we legged it for check it. Just made it with 2 mins to spare! This was at 2:55pm, had set off from Stoneclough at 9:30am - to say we managed to get the journey all wrong is an understatement...........

Had a cracking night out in Montpellier on Wednesday, lots of drunken stupidity!

Drove to 'the shithole' that is Marseille.......got drunk in the square on 6.6% leffe from the famous SPA and made it to the game without encountering anything other than Bolton fans having a good time.

Plenty of food, beer and a quality crack - what more could you ask for? bollocks we lost!

February 25, 200620 yr

One of the funniest moments for me was on Wednesday afternoon in the square when the old French sop was there, "oh Frankie Frankie, Frankie Frankie Frankie Frankie Gallagher"