Cheers Satan. Cheered me up no end that did. Black Saturday hard to get over.

Oh you swines!

 

How could you do this to me? I didn't know, I wasn't informed, as normally I'd have got the Cadillac out (with sharpened bumper edges) and tried to mow as many of you buggers down as I could.......

 

Ah bliss! I hate scooters me.....too many mancs ridin'em, but that's not the main reason!

Oh you swines!

 

How could you do this to me? I didn't know, I wasn't informed, as normally I'd have got the Cadillac out (with sharpened bumper edges) and tried to mow as many of you buggers down as I could.......

 

Ah bliss! I hate scooters me.....too many mancs ridin'em, but that's not the main reason!

 

 

Hate scooters eh? You're probably some twisted blackhead ridden grease monkey in leather and studs? Cadillac? Probably an Elvis fan too? Am I getting warm? If only we weren't 12,000 miles apart, you'd be welcome to have a pop at me with your yank monstrosity mate. Taken on enough of you fookwits at Easter at Rivvy Barn over the years. Even better, your avatar suggest you are some sort of commie. An old decrepid Cadillac as seen on the streets of Havana by any chance?

Hate scooters eh? You're probably some twisted blackhead ridden grease monkey in leather and studs? Cadillac? Probably an Elvis fan too? Am I getting warm? If only we weren't 12,000 miles apart, you'd be welcome to have a pop at me with your yank monstrosity mate. Taken on enough of you fookwits at Easter at Rivvy Barn over the years. Even better, your avatar suggest you are some sort of commie. An old decrepid Cadillac as seen on the streets of Havana by any chance?

 

:::::::::::::::::::: Looks like you've found yourself a "friend" here Bolty ::::::::::::::::::::

 

The thing is Mr Cureforsanity,Bolty has done a pretty good job of converting a few neutrals on here,20% of this site now either own a Lambretta SX200, or want one ::::::::::::::::::::

 

I can see both sides here ( Assuming cureforsanity is either a biker or ex biker), having owned a few "flying machines" in my youth,but never really fell into the typical biker mould. Always preferred the Mod fashion and music and ideals, never had much time for greasy bikers meself,although i can appreciate there is a certain beauty with both types of 2 wheeled machine.

Edited October 29, 200619 yr by Burndens Bogs

:::::::::::::::::: Looks like you've found yourself a "friend" here Bolty ::::::::::::::::::

 

The thing is Mr Cureforsanity,Bolty has done a pretty good job of converting a few neutrals on here,20% of this site now either own Lambrettas, or want one ::::::::::::::::::

 

....and can you blame them? Who would not fall for my Silver Special:-

 

 

or this SX200?

 

 

Classic Italian style and beauty. Not for the testosterone deficient greaser.

Is there a scooter on that second pic??

 

Oh yeah...something distracted me there for a minute

Why do women wear them shoes that are about 40ft high? TSO's bird has them on too (but they are invisible, you have to look hard) What's wrong with a good old pair of Jesus Creepers?

 

Are they sexy or summat? Can't see me walking round Tesco's in them really Couldn't see me walking in them full stop!

Why do women wear them shoes that are about 40ft high? TSO's bird has them on too (but they are invisible, you have to look hard) What's wrong with a good old pair of Jesus Creepers?

 

Are they sexy or summat? Can't see me walking round Tesco's in them really Couldn't see me walking in them full stop!

Honestly Sue it's the shoes that make that picture, oh and the crotch, oh and the fact she's dressed as a schoolie

Ah bliss children!

 

Reminds me of my yoof, spotting a lovely row of parallel parked sc**ters outside the wheatsheaf.

 

They used to fall over like a row of gleaming dominos once I kicked the first one over.....

 

Sc**ters are too slow, too dirty, too gay and moreover too last century to take any notice of.

 

The only good thing they're for is delivering easter eggs to sick kids at the hospital.

 

And by the time you get there (rain, side winds, unreliability, general shittiness) christmas, the poor kids are thinking about your threatened santa run where all the prezzies have got wet and are shit. But that won't arrive til next easter I suppose.....

 

At least I seem to have got through to someone.

 

The schooly on the sc**ter is probably 50 years old by now and sagging whilst her at the time potential beau is still trying to kick the crap out of his unfortunate encumberance!

 

Maybe I should leave the Caddy at home (Elvis NEVER owned a '59 anyway, he was in Germany on national service) and swith to my much more lethal Landy.

 

'59 SWB with a P6 V8 conversion. Chews mods for breakfast and peels their wasps like they taste of nettles.

 

Motorway bridges? Get used to them when it's spitting!

Thank Christ Peter Kay doesn't ride a sc**ter!

 

"Everybody under the bridge, it's spitting, IT'S SPITTING!!!"

Ah bliss children!

 

Reminds me of my yoof, spotting a lovely row of parallel parked sc**ters outside the wheatsheaf.

 

They used to fall over like a row of gleaming dominos once I kicked the first one over.....

 

Sc**ters are too slow, too dirty, too gay and moreover too last century to take any notice of.

 

The only good thing they're for is delivering easter eggs to sick kids at the hospital.

 

And by the time you get there (rain, side winds, unreliability, general shittiness) christmas, the poor kids are thinking about your threatened santa run where all the prezzies have got wet and are shit. But that won't arrive til next easter I suppose.....

 

At least I seem to have got through to someone.

 

The schooly on the sc**ter is probably 50 years old by now and sagging whilst her at the time potential beau is still trying to kick the crap out of his unfortunate encumberance!

 

Maybe I should leave the Caddy at home (Elvis NEVER owned a '59 anyway, he was in Germany on national service) and swith to my much more lethal Landy.

 

'59 SWB with a P6 V8 conversion. Chews mods for breakfast and peels their wasps like they taste of nettles.

 

Motorway bridges? Get used to them when it's spitting!

Thank Christ Peter Kay doesn't ride a sc**ter!

 

"Everybody under the bridge, it's spitting, IT'S SPITTING!!!"

 

If it were needed, the above is absolute proof that any WW idiot filter doesn't work.

 

1) The schoolie on the scooter photo was taken last year for Leeds Crusaders SC christmas cards

2) Spitting? In fooking Perth? 10 months sunshine; 2 months monsoon. We don't do 'spitting'

3) Cadillac and V8 Land Rover? Testosterone deficiency and small wiener syndrome confirmed right there.

....and can you blame them? Who would not fall for my Silver Special:-

 

 

or this SX200?

 

 

Classic Italian style and beauty. Not for the testosterone deficient greaser.

 

Bolty to the rescue ::::::::::::::

 

Nowt like a classic crotch / beaver shot to cheer up a knicker obsessive on this drizzle laden "grim up north" Man U stained morning

bolty how does this grab ya

Edited October 30, 200619 yr by hillofdaub

bolty how does this grab ya

 

Massively mate. My imagination is running rampant at what you intended to post. Hopefully, hundreds of taut red nylon gussets against lovely female parts. Then again, if it's a lovely curvaceous Italian scooter, it will probably have the same effect on me!

 

Bolty to the rescue ::::::::::::::::

 

Nowt like a classic crotch / beaver shot to cheer up a knicker obsessive on this drizzle laden "grim up north" Man U stained morning

 

Glad to be of service mate

My mate had a scooter up until recently, but sold it when a group of kids wazzed an egg at him on Haliwell Road. It hit him plum on the face and my only regret is that I will never see it happen.

 

Even scrotes have their plus sides.

 

It was a Vespa something or other just for you aficionados.

My mate had a scooter up until recently, but sold it when a group of kids wazzed an egg at him on Haliwell Road. It hit him plum on the face and my only regret is that I will never see it happen.

It was a Vespa something or other just for you aficionados.

 

Yes but what about the egg? Hard boiled, free range? No good coming one here without details Spider

At least we know it was one of over 200 Vespa models

soory bolty i intended to post you a few pics of my italian gp ts1 streetracer sat outside the theatre of dreams .got it booked in for a feature in scootering mag photo shoot will take place inside reebok ...wont let me post pic as they are to big and i dont know how to resize em

Edited October 31, 200619 yr by hillofdaub

soory bolty i intended to post you a few pics of my italian gp ts1 streetracer sat outside the theatre of dreams .got it booked in for a feature in scootering mag photo shoot will take place inside reebok ...wont let me post pic as they are to big and i dont know how to resize em

 

My favourite style of scooter mate. The GP makes the best street racer. Look forward to the feature as (surprise, surprise) I subscribe to Scootering. TS1-225? Ceramic lined or Nicasil? Bored every other fecker on here to sleep with this ain't I?

I'll send you a PM with my e-mail address if you want to send them. Cheers

Edited November 1, 200619 yr by bolty58

My favourite style of scooter mate. The GP makes the best street racer. Look forward to the feature as (surprise, surprise) I subscribe to Scootering. TS1-225? Ceramic lined or Nicasil? Bored every other fecker on here to sleep with this ain't I?

I'll send you a PM with my e-mail address if you want to send them. Cheers

yea that will be sound ill send ya a few pics etc did you live in bolton at one time .did you have scoots over here i might know ya used to be in the roadrunners in 80s and reformed it about 5 year ago cheers spock ps yea its a nikasil one but mr broadhurst has breathed on it .also got front and rear disc and hyd clutch is going on next week speak to ya soon

yea that will be sound ill send ya a few pics etc did you live in bolton at one time .did you have scoots over here i might know ya used to be in the roadrunners in 80s and reformed it about 5 year ago cheers spock ps yea its a nikasil one but mr broadhurst has breathed on it .also got front and rear disc and hyd clutch is going on next week speak to ya soon

 

 

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