but........ I've got to sort a few things out first before I tell you it..... it involves losing things, being very, very, very drunk and my disorganised life..... but I'm sure outsiders looking in will find it amusing!

 

off to the opticians (FINALLY) to pick up my new glasses and to get my car taxed** (and that's another story in itself too).

 

(and if anyone bumps into me in town, then I can fully explain the red sick stains on my jeans!)

 

EDIT

**Oops, just remembered, I can't do that today, part of the overall tale.

Edited June 28, 200818 yr by Smiley

I typed it up last night, then my battery went on my laptop and I lost the entire story..... fook!!!

 

 

It involved lager, bitter, vodka, krupnicks, chili, red wine.... vomit on a mate's couch & laminate flooring.

Losing keys. Finding one set of keys the following day stuck in the lock on the outside of the door! Being locked out of my car. Locked out of my mum's house. Locked out of my dad's house. Walking home covered in sick with no shirt on. Spending most of Saturday having to wear my 1994 yellow BWFC away shirt. Losing my log book and car tax renewal form. Having to borrow a Ford Ka to do some errands. It was shocking!

 

Can't be arsed with the full story now.

 

Anyway, yesterday, thought my luck had changed. Took the kids to see the new Narnia film. Chip & Pin wasn't working so they let us in for FREE. Haha. Got back to my car afterwards and the "CHECK EMISSIONS" message was on and it was misfiring. Now then, I know the problem was to do with the Coil as I'd had this before.

 

Called the AA to come and fix it - only to find that my membership had run out back in March..... so I had to renew over the phone, but they had to charge me for the call-out as well. Had to cough up for the new coil and basically found myself ?170 worse off.

 

I did find the missing house keys in a bush though on Sunday tea-time!!!

 

Oh, and this morning, I have apparently left my car on a car park with the drivers side window fully down whilst I'm working in Manchester until later.

 

It doesn't rain..... it pours.

Right then: here's the shortlist for Wandererways Idiot of the Year.

 

Smiley (see above, plus other escapades involving glasses and money etc)

Squidgy (obvious reasons)

Olispence.

Right then: here's the shortlist for Wandererways Idiot of the Year.

 

Smiley (see above, plus other escapades involving glasses and money etc)

Squidgy (obvious reasons)

Olispence.

I presume that olispence won it last year, as he has qualified for Europe this time around

belting this

 

that bit about the AA, genius

 

is this story being split into 2 parts like Kill Bill?

 

or you going for the simultaneous story telling as seen in pulp fiction?

 

Oli has some serious competition here.

 

hopefully his summer blog will provide worse stories than this to save your embarrasement

I presume that olispence won it last year, as he has qualified for Europe this time around

 

No, he's only at Internojob level this season.

The keys thing was highly complicated......

 

I have house keys for 3 houses, plus office keys.

 

I have a spare car key at my dad's but the house key for my dad's was in my glove compartment of the car!

My other car key was in my mum's house - but the keys for her house were, as I discovered late Sunday, in a bush at my other house..... apparently after failing to open the front door with my keys on Friday night (well 4.40am), I used my mum's house keys to throw at the window to get my step-daughter up to answer the door and let me in...... even though I don't actually live there anymore!!!! I was so p?ssed I didn't bother to see where or if they landed.... and by Saturday morning, didn't really recall that event.

 

I did borrow the Ford Ka (off another relative) and a spare set of house keys for my dad's off my brother on Saturday afternoon - only to remember that I have internal locks on doors at my dad's and couldn't get access to my bedroom or wardrobe to get some clean clothes..... and my spare car key(card) - well the battery had gone on that so it was almost useless anyway!!! I did manage to get into my car though - but set the alarm off and couldn't lock the doors again afterwards.....

belting this

 

that bit about the AA, genius

 

is this story being split into 2 parts like Kill Bill?

 

or you going for the simultaneous story telling as seen in pulp fiction?

 

thing is, the AA bit wasn't part of the original plot - neither was leaving my car window open this morning.... these are adhoc bits.... ie. DVD extras so to speak!

 

the keymaster

I typed it up last night, then my battery went on my laptop and I lost the entire story..... fook!!!

It involved lager, bitter, vodka, krupnicks, chili, red wine.... vomit on a mate's couch & laminate flooring.

Losing keys. Finding one set of keys the following day stuck in the lock on the outside of the door! Being locked out of my car. Locked out of my mum's house. Locked out of my dad's house. Walking home covered in sick with no shirt on. Spending most of Saturday having to wear my 1994 yellow BWFC away shirt. Losing my log book and car tax renewal form. Having to borrow a Ford Ka to do some errands. It was shocking!

 

Can't be arsed with the full story now.

 

Anyway, yesterday, thought my luck had changed. Took the kids to see the new Narnia film. Chip & Pin wasn't working so they let us in for FREE. Haha. Got back to my car afterwards and the "CHECK EMISSIONS" message was on and it was misfiring. Now then, I know the problem was to do with the Coil as I'd had this before.

 

Called the AA to come and fix it - only to find that my membership had run out back in March..... so I had to renew over the phone, but they had to charge me for the call-out as well. Had to cough up for the new coil and basically found myself ?170 worse off.

 

I did find the missing house keys in a bush though on Sunday tea-time!!!

 

 

Oh, and this morning, I have apparently left my car on a car park with the drivers side window fully down whilst I'm working in Manchester until later.

 

It doesn't rain..... it pours.

 

 

The keys thing was highly complicated......

 

I have house keys for 3 houses, plus office keys.

 

I have a spare car key at my dad's but the house key for my dad's was in my glove compartment of the car!

My other car key was in my mum's house - but the keys for her house were, as I discovered late Sunday, in a bush at my other house..... apparently after failing to open the front door with my keys on Friday night (well 4.40am), I used my mum's house keys to throw at the window to get my step-daughter up to answer the door and let me in...... even though I don't actually live there anymore!!!! I was so p?ssed I didn't bother to see where or if they landed.... and by Saturday morning, didn't really recall that event.

 

I did borrow the Ford Ka (off another relative) and a spare set of house keys for my dad's off my brother on Saturday afternoon - only to remember that I have internal locks on doors at my dad's and couldn't get access to my bedroom or wardrobe to get some clean clothes..... and my spare car key(card) - well the battery had gone on that so it was almost useless anyway!!! I did manage to get into my car though - but set the alarm off and couldn't lock the doors again afterwards.....

 

 

Sounds to me like a bloody good night!When you doing it again!

Edited June 30, 200818 yr by tonygreen1981

krupnicks,

that's that honey flavoured Polish stuff insn't it?

Only had it once, on the train down to the Chelsea game 10 years ago when we got relegated. Bunch of owd Polish geezers got on at Kettering and cracked open a bottle, which they were happy to share

if its a recurring coil/emissions issue, then youve got a megane haven't you

 

check with renault as its a known issue and mrs casinos got done foc

 

worth an ask

if its a recurring coil/emissions issue, then youve got a megane haven't you

 

check with renault as its a known issue and mrs casinos got done foc

 

worth an ask

 

4 coils in the Renault.

2 have gone now.

 

I will ask the question tomorrow.

AA have replaced them both times.

1st time was under warranty.

This time was out of my pocket.

The keys thing was highly complicated......

 

I have house keys for 3 houses, plus office keys.

 

I have a spare car key at my dad's but the house key for my dad's was in my glove compartment of the car!

My other car key was in my mum's house - but the keys for her house were, as I discovered late Sunday, in a bush at my other house..... apparently after failing to open the front door with my keys on Friday night (well 4.40am), I used my mum's house keys to throw at the window to get my step-daughter up to answer the door and let me in...... even though I don't actually live there anymore!!!! I was so p?ssed I didn't bother to see where or if they landed.... and by Saturday morning, didn't really recall that event.

 

I did borrow the Ford Ka (off another relative) and a spare set of house keys for my dad's off my brother on Saturday afternoon - only to remember that I have internal locks on doors at my dad's and couldn't get access to my bedroom or wardrobe to get some clean clothes..... and my spare car key(card) - well the battery had gone on that so it was almost useless anyway!!! I did manage to get into my car though - but set the alarm off and couldn't lock the doors again afterwards.....

 

Does yourmum realise how bad you are with her keys?? You left them in the outside lock last time didnt you??

 

Does yourmum realise how bad you are with her keys?? You left them in the outside lock last time didnt you??

 

 

you're not wrong. I also left them in someone elses car the other month too for over a week.

i found oli's mams keys once in a goldfish bowl

I typed it up last night, then my battery went on my laptop and I lost the entire story..... fook!!!

It involved lager, bitter, vodka, krupnicks, chili, red wine.... vomit on a mate's couch & laminate flooring.

Losing keys. Finding one set of keys the following day stuck in the lock on the outside of the door! Being locked out of my car. Locked out of my mum's house. Locked out of my dad's house. Walking home covered in sick with no shirt on. Spending most of Saturday having to wear my 1994 yellow BWFC away shirt. Losing my log book and car tax renewal form. Having to borrow a Ford Ka to do some errands. It was shocking!

 

Can't be arsed with the full story now.

 

Anyway, yesterday, thought my luck had changed. Took the kids to see the new Narnia film. Chip & Pin wasn't working so they let us in for FREE. Haha. Got back to my car afterwards and the "CHECK EMISSIONS" message was on and it was misfiring. Now then, I know the problem was to do with the Coil as I'd had this before.

 

Called the AA to come and fix it - only to find that my membership had run out back in March..... so I had to renew over the phone, but they had to charge me for the call-out as well. Had to cough up for the new coil and basically found myself ?170 worse off.

 

I did find the missing house keys in a bush though on Sunday tea-time!!!

 

Oh, and this morning, I have apparently left my car on a car park with the drivers side window fully down whilst I'm working in Manchester until later.

 

It doesn't rain..... it pours.

 

 

NOW KNOWING SMILEY FOR 25 YEARS I WAS BELIEVING ALL OF THE ABOVE RIGHT UPTO THE POINT WHERE HE SAYS HE WAS WEARING HIS '1994 YELLOW BOLTON AWAY TOP' ABSOLUTELY 100% NO FOOKIN WAY, WHO THE FOOK ARE YOU TRYIN TO KID .