August 18, 200817 yr My wife is the big 40 next year and im looking at booking a surprise holiday away for a few days. Anyone got any sensible suggestions? I fancy Dubai as its not too dear but is it to far for a 4 day break, Chris
August 19, 200817 yr Author Whisk her off to Venice. Hire a gondola, tour the water streets of Venice, pamper her with fine wine and have some roses delivered to your hotel room when you get back. Nailed on to get a bit of wetd?ck. HTH She mithers me again tomorrow like she has today cos the washing machine broke (like its my fault ffs) she will be shoved overboard and will get the bloke to steer over her in his gondola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 19, 200817 yr you can't go wrong with vegas. get her pissed send her off to bed early then off to the strip clubs.
August 19, 200817 yr Author you can't go wrong with vegas. get her pissed send her off to bed early then off to the strip clubs. Thats were she wants to go, have had a mooch on a few sites already - THANKS
August 19, 200817 yr She mithers me again tomorrow like she has today cos the washing machine broke (like its my fault ffs) she will be shoved overboard and will get the bloke to steer over her in his gondola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stick her in a metal coated bin liner before you do so. The italian diver team won't find her then, although the metal detector might do. Probably a good idea to smother her in chan before you throw her overboard, then the sniffer dogs smell her but drown in the process.
August 20, 200817 yr Whisk her off to Venice. Hire a gondola, tour the water streets of Venice, pamper her with fine wine and have some roses delivered to your hotel room when you get back. Nailed on to get a bit of wetd?ck. HTH you've a lot to learn young man!!!!! when you get back to the hotel room, what is waiting for you is..... "just because you've done all that, don't think I don't know what you are really after..... and before you even ask, the answer is no!" SWEET DREAMS!
August 20, 200817 yr you've a lot to learn young man!!!!!when you get back to the hotel room, what is waiting for you is..... "just because you've done all that, don't think I don't know what you are really after..... and before you even ask, the answer is no!" SWEET DREAMS! So fcuking true. They use it as a weapon. In the long run, it's cheaper and less stressful to invest in porn and whores.
August 20, 200817 yr Toronto is another option. Try Zoom or Air Transat for flights.Sort your own hotel out - there's tons to choose from. Hire a car and do Niagara Falls (less than an hour's drive - freeway all the way). Take her to a baseball match. Take her up the CN Tower (so to speak). Get a short ferry ride over to the Island Park and take her on a tandem bike ride. Shed loads of shopping and restaurants and bars. Can't go wrong! toronto is cracking Niagra Falls is awe inspiringly massive, but the town itself is a bit tacky, but the restaraunt in the Skylon tower is a must. Make sure you go for a look around some of the great lakes while you're there the sheer wilderness there is amazing. Can you tell i liked canada?
August 20, 200817 yr toronto is cracking Niagra Falls is awe inspiringly massive, but the town itself is a bit tacky, but the restaraunt in the Skylon tower is a must. Make sure you go for a look around some of the great lakes while you're there the sheer wilderness there is amazing. Can you tell i liked canada? Did you get on with the mounties?
August 20, 200817 yr Did you get on with the mounties? never saw a mountie in the 2 weeks i was there. Saw a bear, some beavers a couple of Moose and an over friendly Racoon but no Mounties, Fecking Due South made me hope i'd see loads and they'd all be really nice chaps!
August 20, 200817 yr Author toronto is cracking Niagra Falls is awe inspiringly massive, but the town itself is a bit tacky, but the restaraunt in the Skylon tower is a must. Make sure you go for a look around some of the great lakes while you're there the sheer wilderness there is amazing. Can you tell i liked canada? Canada is superb M8 i agree,been there myself half a dozen times and visited Niagra with the wife twice. She could always fall of maid of the mist - ::
August 20, 200817 yr you can't go wrong with vegas. get her pissed send her off to bed early then off to the strip clubs. More like get her pissed and stick her on the stratosphere ride. Watch her shit herself. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/839243/stratosphere_ride/
August 20, 200817 yr Author More like get her pissed and stick her on the stratosphere ride. Watch her shit herself. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/839243/stratosphere_ride/ not for me that either
My wife is the big 40 next year and im looking at booking a surprise holiday away for a few days. Anyone got any sensible suggestions? I fancy Dubai as its not too dear but is it to far for a 4 day break,
Chris