Reet, ive just had some crisps and had a scratchy feeling in the owd throat, then bit down on something rather unusual. I spat out some plastic things that look like plastic curtain hooks. Now, whilst its hardly worth complaining to get a voucher for a free packet of crisps.

Should i?

Will it save some young un from choking to death?

Do i have moral duty to complain even if i cant really be arsed?

Should i tell them i needed extensive dental surgery and shat plastic for a week, ( shouldnt joke about that though really cos ive definatley swallowed some- its 'stuck' drinking wather to flush it down)

 

What have you found in your food and did you complain or let it go?

Reet, ive just had some crisps and had a scratchy feeling in the owd throat, then bit down on something rather unusual. I spat out some plastic things that look like plastic curtain hooks. Now, whilst its hardly worth complaining to get a voucher for a free packet of crisps.

Pull yourself together.............

 

 

Anyway, you ought to complain - it could have killed you.

 

Out of interest, what falvour were they?

So you dont buy any- Walkers steak and onion. Thing is- they were in a multi pack- should i now open the other 28 packets and check them too? Or just the ones of the same flavour? Maybe if i open the other packs and collect all the parts i can build the hidden free gift!!!

So you dont buy any- Walkers steak and onion. Thing is- they were in a multi pack- should i now open the other 28 packets and check them too? Or just the ones of the same flavour? Maybe if i open the other packs and collect all the parts i can build the hidden free gift!!!

I think you should check the other 28 packets, when you've eaten all the contents, you can then go on the "drug course" that Barry is on about on another thread, in order to lose the weight, for which you'll get paid handsomly.

 

As ever, I am happy to help

Reet, ive just had some crisps and had a scratchy feeling in the owd throat, then bit down on something rather unusual. I spat out some plastic things that look like plastic curtain hooks. Now, whilst its hardly worth complaining to get a voucher for a free packet of crisps.

Should i?

Will it save some young un from choking to death?

Do i have moral duty to complain even if i cant really be arsed?

Should i tell them i needed extensive dental surgery and shat plastic for a week, ( shouldnt joke about that though really cos ive definatley swallowed some- its 'stuck' drinking wather to flush it down)

 

What have you found in your food and did you complain or let it go?

 

 

Found a blue plaster in a Morrisons doughnut once and low and behold got a free pack of doughnuts!

 

I'd certainly complain, what with the price of shopping today.

Found a bit of blue plastic in the Missus' Quorn Fillets wrote em a letter got ?5 of quorn vouchers and a ?20 cheque as compo

Found a bit of blue plastic in the Missus' Quorn Fillets wrote em a letter got ?5 of quorn vouchers and a ?20 cheque as compo

 

I hope you make her eat some meat..............

Found a bit of blue plastic in the Missus' Quorn Fillets wrote em a letter got ?5 of quorn vouchers and a ?20 cheque as compo

Either they like meat or they don't. I dont get this Quorn lark, it's not right.

The missus had some crisps the other week and they smelt like they had

been dipped in paint stripper and left a bad aftertaste.

 

Complained and got a box of 12 packets !!

 

Better than nothing.

Either they like meat or they don't. I dont get this Quorn lark, it's not right.

 

I quite like it or perhaps i've just got used to it.

 

Doesn't taste owt like any meat i've ever had though, it's more a relacement for the meat.

 

It's not that she doesn't like the taste of meat more the ethical side of eating an animal.

Once found a rather large piece of plastic in a Warbys loaf,

 

wrote to them to say well WTF and they sent someone round with some M@S vouchers

 

and some free bread

It's not that she doesn't like the taste of meat more the ethical side of eating an animal.

 

I have to ask: does she have anything made from leather?

I have to ask: does she have anything made from leather?

 

nope, although some veggies do as it's a side product from the meat industry.

 

did once get stopped by some hippies outsde Selfridges campaigning about fur coats and one of the scruffy feckers was wearing leather DMs had to be dragged away by the missus whilst hurling abuse at the hipocritical hippy

the hipocritical hippy

sounds like a new character from Viz

sounds like a new character from Viz

 

do you reckon thats where the phrase Hippy came from, as every 'peace' march or demo seems to kick off!

I once found a live maggot in the paper wrapping my fish & chips

 

I told the Greasy Italian tosser who owned the chippy & he said "whatta yao wan me ta do about it?"

 

I said refund my fish and chips and clean the place out before he served any more food.... though perhaps not quite as politely

 

 

He told me to "f?ck off and don't come back"

 

 

I did & never did enter it maggot infested chippy again

 

 

The chippy is still there if you know Thornhill Dumfriesshire ..... it is the Drumlanrig Cafe

 

 

 

Name and shame.

I once found a live maggot in the paper wrapping my fish & chips

 

I told the Greasy Italian tosser who owned the chippy & he said "whatta yao wan me ta do about it?"

 

 

 

 

He told me to "f?ck off and don't come back"

 

cheeky italian tw*t :::: ::::

Edited September 4, 200817 yr by vinnybwfc

Reet, ive just had some crisps and had a scratchy feeling in the owd throat, then bit down on something rather unusual. I spat out some plastic things that look like plastic curtain hooks. Now, whilst its hardly worth complaining to get a voucher for a free packet of crisps.

Should i?

Will it save some young un from choking to death?

Do i have moral duty to complain even if i cant really be arsed?

Should i tell them i needed extensive dental surgery and shat plastic for a week, ( shouldnt joke about that though really cos ive definatley swallowed some- its 'stuck' drinking wather to flush it down)

 

What have you found in your food and did you complain or let it go?

i think you should complain !! then get aload of free crisp and give um me

i think you should complain !! then get aload of free crisp and give um me

 

swop em for a bottle of vodka. Deal or no deal?

Once found a dead wasp in a Dawsons meat and potatoepie.

 

Took it back and the f?cker charged me another 10p.

Once found a dead wasp in a Dawsons meat and potatoepie.

 

Took it back and the f?cker charged me another 10p.

He stung you for another 10p?

swop em for a bottle of vodka. Deal or no deal?

go on then , its a deal

Went to the Reebok because they said a game of football was taking place..

 

Cheeky crunts

Once found a dead wasp in a Dawsons meat and potatoepie.

 

Took it back and the f?cker charged me another 10p.

well the cheeky tw*t , i would of launched it right at his head ::::

I hope you make her eat some meat..............

 

Only me attached a sexual connotation to that eh? The missus has definitely been away too long.

Only me attached a sexual connotation to that eh? The missus has definitely been away too long.

 

Er..no, i just wasnt dumb enough to mention it!

Think it depends how long youve been without.