it offical

 

im fkin newquay off and coming back home to bolton.

 

 

those ITK know its cos my ex-lass shafted me but i'd like to keeo that private.

 

 

doh!

 

 

ah well

 

 

reet.

 

What i want is top ten reason to be happy coming home?

 

 

ta

Carrs & Greenhalghs pasties are better than that shite they sell down there!

those ITK know its cos my ex-lass shafted me but i'd like to keeo that private.

 

That's not keeping it private.

it offical

 

im fkin newquay off and coming back home to bolton.

 

 

those ITK know its cos my ex-lass shafted me but i'd like to keeo that private.

 

 

 

 

ta

 

milkman, popman, or best man?

milkman, popman, or best man?

Do you still have them in West Leyth?

Edited September 10, 200817 yr by no balls

october 15th

 

 

what day is that?

october 15th

 

 

what day is that?

Wednesday, I think.

Do you still have them in West Leyth?

 

Alpine pop, saturday mornings.

 

Eggs, spuds, and sarsaparilla.

Alpine pop, saturday mornings.

 

Eggs, spuds, and sarsaparilla.

Them wor the days, eh? You could put a pound note under the empties and hey presto, when you got home from school, there was cream soda, limeade and dandelion and burdock sat on your front step!

I spit in the face of the supposed progress of our society!

And sugared up to your tits for a week come tea time!

Them wor the days, eh? You could put a pound note under the empties and hey presto, when you got home from school, there was cream soda, limeade and dandelion and burdock sat on your front step!

I spit in the face of the supposed progress of our society!

They were fun days collecting the emptys and getting money back

They were fun days collecting the emptys and getting money back

 

Oh, is that what poor children did it for? I just thought they were highly influenced by the great ecological works of the Wombles. Silly me!

Oh, is that what poor children did it for? I just thought they were highly influenced by the great ecological works of the Wombles. Silly me!

NAA you could bye seperate cigs then and keep your pocket money as well

it offical

 

im fkin newquay off and coming back home to bolton.

 

 

those ITK know its cos my ex-lass shafted me but i'd like to keeo that private.

 

 

doh!

 

 

ah well

 

 

reet.

 

What i want is top ten reason to be happy coming home?

 

 

ta

 

 

1. go to the match

 

2. see your mates

 

3. see your family

 

4.bennets lane chippy

 

errrr......struggling here,even 2 and 3 might not be plus points for you....stay in Devon i say

or cornwall even

Carrs & Greenhalghs pasties are better than that shite they sell down there!

 

 

He lives in Cornwall. We don't eat Ginsters down 'ere.

 

Back to list

 

1. Fair chance of seeing some decent live music.

2. You'll see less northerners than you do in Newquay.

3. Being able to whinge about t'Reebok.

4. Decent curry houses

5. .......

Edited September 11, 200817 yr by green genie

you can also play "spot the turd" when you go surfing off the Blackpool coast.

What i want is top ten reason to be happy coming home?

 

• No nonsense Bolton women.
  
• Not having to travel 600 miles for a home game.
  
• Lots of rain (we all love it really).
  
• erm......
  

I can't think of any reasons so stay there and get another bird, a non shafting one if possible

 

Anyhow, now that you've published your upcoming split, I demand that you give us the full story

 

Otherwise I'll be forced to make one up and you'll be known at Newquay the rumpelstiltskin fornicator

Carrs & Greenhalghs pasties are better than that shite they sell down there!

 

Stay down there Caseys Pies is no longer here

Good - we don't drink shandy round these parts

 

Bad - Bolton women are generally scallies wearing trackie bottoms

 

Can't you just shag your ex's sister to make yourself feel better....failing that jizz in her best mates eye and take a picture

Good - we don't drink shandy round these parts

 

Like to see you do a sesh on Newquay steam ale.

 

St Austell and Sharps' Brewery from North Cornwall are producing some decent ales these days.

Not quite Timothy Taylor Landlord, but thats from Yorkshire anyhow.

Like to see you do a sesh on Newquay steam ale.

 

St Austell and Sharps' Brewery from North Cornwall are producing some decent ales these days.

Not quite Timothy Taylor Landlord, but thats from Yorkshire anyhow.

Tribute?

Absolute dog shit.

Chippys that do

 

Pudding

Pea's

& Gravy

 

Sloane Rangers and the Ok Ya brigade don't come to Bolton for there Jollies

 

Parkin

 

Water you can drink straight from the tap because it does'nt taste of chalk

Tribute?

Absolute dog shit.

 

Tribute is their massed produced ale they are rolling out through the country to subsidise their cask ales

When i typed the original request for a list i was commencing what became one of the top 3 stella binges of my career.

 

2 lost days later and no one has got past number 5.

 

A couple of my own that are helping lately are:-

 

1)there shall be fewer South Africans in Bolton (not racist comment) so the tone of the average conversation will be 40% more cheerful.

2)the money i get out of this house = full deposit in most areas of bolton where as not even half down here.

3)i DO like Bolton...for some reason ....and i guess living there will allow me to appreciate whatever time i do get to spend in the water more.... its become too familiar lately.

 

Thanks for a couple posts that have made me giggle so far.

 

(i even went to listen to an old episode of "the bradhaws".

Edited September 12, 200817 yr by newquaywhite