October 1, 200817 yr Just been on ITV for these awards thingies..........beltin And Carol 'The Milf' Vorderman presenting in a frock that shows off her loverly cloppers.......I think this CDM file I'm going will to have to wait till the morn
October 1, 200817 yr Just been on ITV for these awards thingies..........beltin And Carol 'The Milf' Vorderman presenting in a frock that shows off her loverly cloppers.......I think this CDM file I'm going will to have to wait till the morn I watched summert a while ago and there violinist on there were sexy as f?ck Posh but filthy p?sh
October 1, 200817 yr Just been on ITV for these awards thingies..........beltin And Carol 'The Milf' Vorderman presenting in a frock that shows off her loverly cloppers.......I think this CDM file I'm going will to have to wait till the morn I'm still at work, full description of said cloppers please.
October 1, 200817 yr Is 'Clopper' a new word for them? Only I haven't heard that before. A girl at work is getting married and a guy we work with suggested she name every table after tits. He then rhymed off an impressive array of alternatives. Cloppers wasn't amongst them.
October 1, 200817 yr Author I'm still at work, full description of said cloppers please. About 36C, maybe a D cup, suitably tanned and shapely, not seen any nipple mind but I doubt they are flabby with hairs coming out of them or with them big spots some of them have. Perhaps with a bit of surgery to them too, and would look great with my nob between them. That good enough? Cloppers, tis a beltin word.
October 1, 200817 yr About 36C, maybe a D cup, suitably tanned and shapely, not seen any nipple mind but I doubt they are flabby with hairs coming out of them or with them big spots some of them have. Perhaps with a bit of surgery to them too, and would look great with my nob between them.That good enough? Cloppers, tis a beltin word. Could have done without that, but thanks.
October 1, 200817 yr Author I think Zico The Deviant has claim to that word if I remember rightly. Tis one I've heard before anyway and not made up mesel. Cloppers Clopppppppppers Clopper Clopperzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Clop clop clop Cllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloppers
October 1, 200817 yr Author She's got nice shapely hips to. I wonder if she has them thumb holes in the small of her back for getting a better grip?
October 1, 200817 yr She's got nice shapely hips to. I wonder if she has them thumb holes in the small of her back for getting a better grip? I thought Carol looked a bit weird tonight, has she had a face lift or summat?
October 1, 200817 yr Author Put it another way. If you had another couple of inches sewn in do you think she'd say, hmm, loks a bit weird. Think I'll pass on it thanks.
October 1, 200817 yr If you had another couple of inches sewn in do you think she'd say, hmm, loks a bit weird. Think I'll pass on it thanks. Who said owt about passing on it?
October 1, 200817 yr Author Ok, another way, just before you plaster her face with lovepiss, would you say 'you look a bit weird tonight, have you had surgery?'
October 1, 200817 yr As a straight woman passing comment on another, I reckon she's fow as a bag of spanners! It must be a middle aged man thing then happen.
October 1, 200817 yr Author As a straight woman passing comment on another, I reckon she's fow as a bag of spanners! It must be a middle aged man thing then happen. Are you saying my standards are low?
October 1, 200817 yr A Clopper is not a tit. A Clopper is a minge, axe wound, clam etc etc. But Carol's still milf and if the violinists are those from Britain's no Talent: then yes.
October 1, 200817 yr I'll counter your oxford with the Urban Dictionary. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clopper
October 1, 200817 yr Author Carlos says snatch Burnden says minge Andy is on glue Carlos says snatch again Carlos has a problem Carlos on Natashas quim Carlos is obsessed with clopper Carlos again, on gashes If Carlos syas its a tw?t then its a tw?t, but I thought a clopper was a breast. I apologise to the good people of WW for confusing them. Clopper
October 1, 200817 yr Carlos says snatch Burnden says minge Andy is on glue Carlos says snatch again Carlos has a problem Carlos on Natashas quim Carlos is obsessed with clopper Carlos again, on gashes If Carlos syas its a tw?t then its a tw?t, but I thought a clopper was a breast. I apologise to the good people of WW for confusing them. Clopper So are you telling me that Carol has had a boob job, and they've ended up look like a pair of tw@ts?
Just been on ITV for these awards thingies..........beltin
And Carol 'The Milf' Vorderman presenting in a frock that shows off her loverly cloppers.......I think this CDM file I'm going will to have to wait till the morn