For charitable reasons I am having to enter a world of vomit laden pavements, angry young men spoiling for fights, scared policemen, iffy beer and perhaps most importantly, filthy little slappers. It's not all bad.

 

Can any of you culture vulture well-heeled crazy cats let me know what to expect? It's Thursday but really like a Friday with the easter break. Is it going smell like a swamp and look like the bar in Star Wars?

 

In advance....

For charitable reasons I am having to enter a world of vomit laden pavements, angry young men spoiling for fights, scared policemen, iffy beer and perhaps most importantly, filthy little slappers. It's not all bad.

 

Can any of you culture vulture well-heeled crazy cats let me know what to expect? It's Thursday but really like a Friday with the easter break. Is it going smell like a swamp and look like the bar in Star Wars?

 

In advance....

 

was in town last friday and it was pretty dead from what i can remember.

get yourself into Mcauleys, 3 quid in and a quid a drink, full of vomit, scrotes and slags

was in town last friday and it was pretty dead from what i can remember.

 

Dead would be too quiet. Ideally it would be 100% 18-30 year old females with wide-ons.

get yourself into Mcauleys, 3 quid in and a quid a drink, full of vomit, scrotes and slags

 

 

Nah, you'll not go far wrong with the Balmoral.

try not to drink in bolton if i can help it, its full of kids..im only 22 and i feel old!!

try not to drink in bolton if i can help it, its full of kids..im only 22 and i feel old!!

 

Snob.

try not to drink in bolton if i can help it, its full of kids..im only 22 and i feel old!!

 

Pop into town tonight and I'll have a feel to see how old I think you are.

 

I'll be by the bar at 9

In Bolton Black eye Thursday (Easter) was always on a par with Black eye Friday (Christmas). Should imagine it will be busy, full of puking chavs and slappers.

 

Have fun

Snob.

 

i aint a snob...far frm it pal, just dont like going out on a saturday night and its like a friggin youth club, saying that, i should be used to it living in Little Lever

Pop into town tonight and I'll have a feel to see how old I think you are.

 

I'll be by the bar at 9

 

are you that random old guy, on his own, sipping his pint of mild, wearing a flat cap and cardigan perving at young girls?

are you that random old guy, on his own, sipping his pint of mild, wearing a flat cap and cardigan perving at young girls?

Do you mind! That sounds like my target market of all I want in a gentlemen!

are you that random old guy, on his own, sipping his pint of mild, wearing a flat cap and cardigan perving at young girls?

 

No your thinking of Stringy, he doesnt usually were a cap though!

are you that random old guy, on his own, sipping his pint of mild, wearing a flat cap and cardigan perving at young girls?

 

Spooky.

 

I have included a picture to help you spot me:

 

 

Random isn't a word I'd use.

Spooky.

 

I have included a picture to help you spot me:

 

 

Random isn't a word I'd use.

now if you looked like that you could feel me up any day!

Spooky.

 

I have included a picture to help you spot me:

 

 

Random isn't a word I'd use.

Are you chewing on a Sharps bon bon in that picture or do you have swollen glands?

Are you chewing on a Sharps bon bon in that picture or do you have swollen glands?

 

I;'ve had a shave since and just the 1 swollen gland.

If you don't mind me saying, I think you've got shifty eyes.

i never trust a man with highlights in his hair

i never trust a man with highlights in his hair

 

My highlight is the previously mentioned swollen gland if I do say so myself.

i never trust a man with highlights in his hair

 

You've met Widnes then?

For charitable reasons I am having to enter a world of vomit laden pavements, angry young men spoiling for fights, scared policemen, iffy beer and perhaps most importantly, filthy little slappers. It's not all bad.

 

Can any of you culture vulture well-heeled crazy cats let me know what to expect? It's Thursday but really like a Friday with the easter break. Is it going smell like a swamp and look like the bar in Star Wars?

 

In advance....

Dont give to much away on your bar of choice, Burnden Roar and his army of boy scouts may do a show.

You've met Widnes then?

 

 

i think its bad that i have never been out in town on a thursday night, i think i need to experience the joys of it first hand

Dont give to much away on your bar of choice, Burnden Roar and his army of boy scouts may do a show.

 

How would they recognise Burnden Roar?