Yes or no

Yes or no

couldn't possibly contemplate doing things with a woman of that age

 

 

 

 

yes

I think you might need the assistance of synthetic lube.

Looks too much like my mum

 

 

 

But I would in case she gave me some money sfterwards.

Yes, definitely.

Spider's mum looks like the Queen?

Spider's mum looks like the Queen?

 

Absolutely

 

My dad isn't a Greek racist though

Absolutely

 

My dad isn't a Greek racist though

 

That's a pity.

That's a pity.

 

He was a Scottish pacifist

 

Helen Mirren looks like pure filth, but with the ability to make a smashing picnic the day after. A unique quality

I'd accept a tit wank off her

 

Wouldn't like to look her below the waist

Saw her in Manchester years ago when she was filming the original Prime Suspect, at what is now the Printworks. She could take down my particulars then, and still could.

Very tidy indeed.

 

beltin herbies bonnet

 

yes from the smiffs camp

no

 

not nice

 

not nice at all

Thing is, without all the warpaint etc, what does it look like in a morning?

 

It could be like shagging a 3 day old cooked chicken.

Thing is, without all the warpaint etc, what does it look like in a morning?

 

It could be like shagging a 3 day old cooked chicken.

 

I bet you've lay under worse

I bet you've lay under worse

 

Aye but they were alive. I think.

Aye but they were alive. I think.

 

Unimportant.

 

As long as you gave it some taxi fare you've been more than a gentleman.

Unimportant.

 

As long as you gave it some taxi fare you've been more than a gentleman.

 

Being gentlemanly is promising not to come in their mouth and meaning it.

Thing is, without all the warpaint etc, what does it look like in a morning?

 

It could be like shagging a 3 day old cooked chicken.

 

We were only finding out who'd shag her.

You don't have to stay the night with her.

PS I'd rather shag a 3 day old cooked chicken than a 3 day old raw one.

Definite yes. A beautiful woman.

 

Older women far sexier and interesting than air heads in their twenties. Nowt shocks em - they've heard it all before. Also, there is a better than even chance that stockings and suspenders will be in the mix.

Definite yes. A beautiful woman.

 

Older women far sexier and interesting than air heads in their twenties. Nowt shocks em - they love it up the shitter

PS I'd rather shag a 3 day old cooked chicken than a 3 day old raw one.

 

 

I see Edwina's words of warning weren't missed on you.