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Crouch

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He's a useless piece of shit and after last nights performance if anyone can explain to me how he's better than SKD they know fcuk all about football :nea:

 

He's a joke and an embarrasment

Why was Davies not in I ask you ??

 

He should be Captain, and Cahill should be Vice-captain.......its the only way.

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Why was Davies not in I ask you ??

 

He should be Captain, and Cahill should be Vice-captain.......its the only way.

 

Now your just being silly Pablo,

 

I'm not saying he should be in the England squad i'm saying that SKD is a lot better that fcuking clown, yet he gets selected and actually gets a shirt.

 

I bet Spain, Holland Brazil etc are shitting themselves at the prospect of possibly facing him in the next world cup

It comes down to the man in possession and him having a good goals-per-game ratio for England.

 

 

If Davies had had this seasons goalscoring return at the time Mr Beanpole was selected for his first England squad it would have been SKD instead.

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It comes down to the man in possession and him having a good goals-per-game ratio for England.

 

 

If Davies had had this seasons goalscoring return at the time Mr Beanpole was selected for his first England squad it would have been SKD instead.

 

Totally understand where you're coming from but

 

1 - Most of the clowns goals have been against shite opposition

2 - How can you achieve a good goals per game ratio if you don't get a chance

3 - How does that explain the inclusion (when fit) of Darren Bent

 

All that still doesn't explain how, when facing opposition like last nights, the clown was 1 of the worst players on the pitch

Totally understand where you're coming from but

 

1 - Most of the clowns goals have been against shite opposition

2 - How can you achieve a good goals per game ratio if you don't get a chance

3 - How does that explain the inclusion (when fit) of Darren Bent

 

All that still doesn't explain how, when facing opposition like last nights, the clown was 1 of the worst players on the pitch

 

 

Darren Bent playes as a last resort, we cant just pick all Target men. We don't have many Goalscorers, but when bet plays, he

is quality, just behind Defoe in that other striker role.....Rooney being way out in ahead.

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Darren Bent playes as a last resort, we cant just pick all Target men. We don't have many Goalscorers, but when bet plays, he

is quality, just behind Defoe in that other striker role.....Rooney being way out in ahead.

 

So what is Crouch then?

 

Stuart Pearce was telling Crouch to stay in the middle last night so everyone else could feed off his knock downs, (commentators quote not mine) so if that's not a target man what is? and a very bad 1 at that.

So my point being if your going to pick a target man pick a good 1

Peter Crouch gets picked ahead of SKD because he's a better player.

 

SKD is bolton legend but he's not as good a player as Crouch

 

It's that simple

Peter Crouch gets picked ahead of SKD because he's a better player.

 

SKD is bolton legend but he's not as good a player as Crouch

 

It's that simple

Bollcks, peter 'beanpole' crouch gets picked ahead of SKD simply because he plays for pompey and not bolton.

Bollcks, peter 'beanpole' crouch gets picked ahead of SKD simply because he plays for pompey and not bolton.

 

Aye, because they're a massive club! :nea:

I'm sure all the folk on here could come up with a myriad of reasons why Crouch is above SKD in the pecking order, but really, that's a shite one!

Bollcks, peter 'beanpole' crouch gets picked ahead of SKD simply because he plays for pompey and not bolton.

 

Bollocks, he gets selected 'cos he once donned a Liverpool shirt.

It's a conspiracy!

 

I've heard United have been on about signing SKD to replace Ronaldo, maybe then he'll get his chance.

So what is Crouch then?

 

Stuart Pearce was telling Crouch to stay in the middle last night so everyone else could feed off his knock downs, (commentators quote not mine) so if that's not a target man what is? and a very bad 1 at that.

So my point being if your going to pick a target man pick a good 1

 

 

Eh ???

 

I said we cant pick ALL Target men, Crouch IS a target man, that scores goals.

 

We have Carlton Cole who is the same.....should we pick ANOTHER target man ??

 

We need other style of Strikers too.

 

And KD is not good enough, ok, he scored some goals this year.....but.....ITS THE FIRST SEASON IN HIS CAREER THAT HE HAS BROKEN DOUBLE FIGURES !

Bollcks, peter 'beanpole' crouch gets picked ahead of SKD simply because he plays for pompey and not bolton.

I presume that's a joke - I find it odd that people think our players don't get picked because they play for Bolton, and not somebody else............could it not be that they aren't really good enough? - I'll bet nearly every club in the bottom half of the PL has at least one player their fans think should be in the England squad, but isn't because they play for which ever team it is

Crouch was shit for England as a target man, I didn't notice him playing that way last night, especially as Andorra hardly moved out of their penalty box.

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Peter Crouch gets picked ahead of SKD because he's a better player.

 

SKD is bolton legend but he's not as good a player as Crouch

 

It's that simple

 

Oh my fcuking god i've read some shit on here but that beats the fcuking lot

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Eh ???

 

I said we cant pick ALL Target men, Crouch IS a target man, that scores goals.

 

We have Carlton Cole who is the same.....should we pick ANOTHER target man ??

 

We need other style of Strikers too.

 

And KD is not good enough, ok, he scored some goals this year.....but.....ITS THE FIRST SEASON IN HIS CAREER THAT HE HAS BROKEN DOUBLE FIGURES !

 

Pablo i never said SKD was good enough, my point is that if you're gonna pick a target man pick a good 1 whoever it may be and not that useless piece of shit

 

Oh and BTW there's no need to shout

Peter Crouch gets picked ahead of SKD because he's a better player.

 

SKD is bolton legend but he's not as good a player as Crouch

 

It's that simple

 

Nah dont agree with that :nea:

Kevin Davies is not good enough to play international football.

 

However... He is better than Crouch and far better than Carlton fcuking Cole and he should therefore be currently in the England squad IMO.

 

I think it's a combination of age, past clubs and reputations for why he is not in the England squad, but I don't think the "he plays for Bolton" excuse can be used now Cahill has been called up.

What a total embarresment, total numpty, to think that it Sam had is way he would be playing for us, Ariel threat my bum!

Ariel threat my bum!

 

You can't say he's a dirty player though! :roll:

Nah dont agree with that :nea:

 

you might not do but Capello obviously does, and he knows a darn site more about football than you or I

Forget about SKD for England - that's a side issue.

Peter Crouch played last night - against the might of Andorra - like a gangly puppet with his strings cut,

With due deference to Mr Capello, international quality my a*se !

England quality ? Even that's stretching a point. The commentators last night mentioned nearly all his goals are against the minnows of international football, he's no target man, so I've no idea what his role would be in the finals next summer (if he were picked).

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The fact we are talking about who would be best for England: Crouch, Davies, Cole, Bent etc........really shows the lack of quality English strikers there are around at the minute. All four of the afore mentioned are no where near internationl class in my opinion. Lord only knows who is expected to fire us to World Cup glory next year, because it won't be any of them chaps I'm sure

The fact we are talking about who would be best for England: Crouch, Davies, Cole, Bent etc........really shows the lack of quality English strikers there are around at the minute. All four of the afore mentioned are no where near internationl class in my opinion. Lord only knows who is expected to fire us to World Cup glory next year, because it won't be any of them chaps I'm sure

 

Defoe and Rooney are Englands 2 best strikers sadly they're both midgets and the english style doesn't suit plaing 2 midgets.

 

The Argies play with 3 Midgets up top (Messi, Aguero and Tevez) and that doesn't hinder them any

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