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Real or not, I know I would

 

Twice

 

Sideways

 

D'ya think Wosie Webster needs a gender test though? I could investigate with my mirror and spoon, just to make sure for you lot like........

So are these

 

Good God in heaven.

Makes me wonder sometimes, mebbe there IS a god in heaven and he likes us to look at things like this!

 

If not, then he is supposedly the creator so if we weren't supposed to look at things then maybe he'd sod off in a puff of logic. QED.

 

Then again, I reckon god sits there like us supping ale, watching the footie/cricket/rugby and doing the same things that we do but without the constant female nagging about washing up, tidying and the kids wanting to play on their video games.....

 

Amongst other distractions.

Wosie goes my gym, t'is a nice sight in the Jacuzzi.

i'd take them both out for a meal, few drinks, then rip their backs out. in a gentlemanly way of course

I'd let her shit on my chest!