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You seem to think every man should be sexually attracted to famous, fake-tanned women who they've never met. In my opinion, my mrs is infinitely better looking and a million times sexier than "that bird off corrie".

 

Get a fucking life and meet some real women instead of wanking over soap stars.

 

Get a life, says the man who f?cked a bacon butty, anyway as per board rules, pics please!! :p

Get a fucking life and meet some real women instead of wanking over soap stars.

 

Says the bloke who has a perma tanned wannabe porn star simulating oral sex with a banana as his avatar

 

Can i breathe yet?

Says the bloke who has a perma tanned wannabe porn star simulating oral sex with a banana as his avatar

 

Can i breathe yet?

 

Simulating oral sex? I thought she was just enjoying a banana.

I've shagged her.

I've shagged her.

 

Who? Firthy's avatar or the Corrie bird?

She is lovely. Firthy, you mean u really can't see why people would be attracted to her?

 

For the record though, I think she is quite dark skinned but are those tits real? She is a size 8 at most and those boobies are huge!

 

Got to say though, she should buy some bikini bottoms that fit her properly...

http://beta.bluevibe.co.uk/forum/blue-vibe...n-done-yet.html

 

Is she Ethiopian?

More to the point, Smiley, what the feck are you doing on a Citeh forum?

shes from irlam, say no more

More to the point, Smiley, what the feck are you doing on a Citeh forum?

 

Lad I know, City fan, found it in his duty to report such talent that had been posted on his forum.

I've thanked him.... twice in fact, for such good work.

 

+

 

 

Stain plates?

 

Ronseal Dish?

 

Nope, go on Firthy, share the picture quiz answers.

Oh right, after looking at the picture properties I see they are actually breast augmenters. Crap photo.

 

Right so you're saying she has false tits and she isn't tanned as much as she's sprayed. I get it now.

 

 

I still think you're queer if you don't find her attractive though.

Oh right, after looking at the picture properties I see they are actually breast augmenters. Crap photo.

 

Right so you're saying she has false tits and she isn't tanned as much as she's sprayed. I get it now.

 

 

I still think you're queer if you don't find her attractive though.

 

I really do give a massive fuck that you think I'm queer because I don't like an anorexia sufferer with enough money to get a boob job and a coat of Ronseal. You win. Well done.

Don't get me wrong, I'd eat the sweet corn from her anus for one night with her but she's a bit too thin.

 

Abit more meat please.

 

STILL would though, I'd enjoy it and I think she would as well, so everyone is happy.

 

Didn't get your PM Firthy, shame.

Firthy. Don't be such a cock.

Firthy. Don't be such a cock.

 

I can't help it.

Apparently, according to City mate, the Avatar bird ain't "Winston's" gf. And their forum had a huge search to try and find her identity - without success. Pity!

young, dumb and full of cum

No wonder David Platt is after knocking fuck out of Jason Grimshaw.....

Yeah she is a bit on the skinny side and but so am I so we are a match made in heaven. Ok, maybe not...

I sort of get what Firthy is getting at, she's very very pretty, but i don't find her sexy.

 

She's just a bit identi-kit for me there's nowt that sets her apart from the countless other soap birds and glamour models

Reet she's a bonny piece wirth a nice boat but you can see her ribs and those's fake boobs

 

are a turn off

tatts are real.

tatts are real.

 

So are these