My banquet for 2 has just arrived

 

My Mrs has gone to bed claiming I'm too pissed to speak to

 

My starter is a mixed chicken/lamb/beef

 

I also have a chicken Tikka Masala and a Beef Madrad

 

There are 30 cans of Strongbow in the hall

 

And now I am going to get very wankered

 

Forgive me for my late night ramblings, I cant help myself

 

Spunkers

Edited October 10, 200916 yr by Casino

my life is so shite your drunken ramblings are the highlight of my week

 

im fcuked and going to get fcukeder

Widers, what time time did you start dinking?

Give me an hour or so until Doris falls asleep and iamin with the drunkenness.

tomorrows reading should be fun

I don't normally drink during the day

 

Never, nor do I drink midweek

 

But today, I was left to my own devices to I started at 13.00

 

I will be thoroughly wankered in the next 30 mins

 

If I get the bottle of JD out, expect utter nonsense until dawn

 

As it is, I'm still on the elixia on the gods

And I'll tell you another thing

 

This Masala bollocks that we invented is tremendous

I've been left to m y devices all day, as Mrs CWP has buggered off to her sisters for the weekend. I also have been drinking since early afternoon, although I'm about to step it up a bit now....................I wonder who last man standing/typing will be? - I know for a fact it won't be me, I'll guess at Widders, with him signing off around 03:30

Where's Jeep

 

He's a proper lad and should be involved with our drunkeness

well cilla fucking black is now clogging up my telly so im on her til i pass out yhjhjtad,cfbvhl.l;pihjmyhlk,gdhsk

well cilla fucking black is now clogging up my telly so im on her til i pass out yhjhjtad,cfbvhl.l;pihjmyhlk,gdhsk

I've just started watching the boxing (on Virgin 1) Rocky Balboa is about to take on Ivan Drago, I don't reckon he's got much of a chance, but you never know. They're just walking to the ring now...........

In fact

 

Lets do drunken hooligan tales to keep us awake for awhile

 

I'll start

 

Leeds, FA Cup, Allan Clarke Manager, we lost 3-1

 

Arrived in Leeds about 10am. went to a pub that was coincidently owned by Peter Lorimer, got very drunk with no problems then about 6.30, loads of Leeds turned up...... took a bit of a offence to 'Eyes Right' glasses thrown everywhere, I was dragged out of the pub covered in blood, couldn't understand it as I didn't remember being hit, when cleaned up I had no scratches, turns out that some leeds fan had been glassed at the side of me and I didn't notice

 

After the match we were kept in for an hour until the Bolton fans rushed the gates, gates fell over and the Yorkshire police layed into the Bolton fans big time with their bats

 

Was worse than Madrid

 

Anybody remember?

Shrewsbury away

 

1000 Bolton fans drinking around the square, no police about all day

 

Then walking through the town centre, it was like an army visiting Bosnia

 

Policeman next to me 'Where the f?ck did this lot come from'

Port Vale

 

Pulled up on the car park after a full days drinking

 

A Luton van pulls up on the car park and 50 Bolton fans pile out the back of it

 

Ron Futcher says he wants to play for a big team

 

Wanderers outnumber the PV fans

I've just started watching the boxing (on Virgin 1) Rocky Balboa is about to take on Ivan Drago, I don't reckon he's got much of a chance, but you never know. They're just walking to the ring now...........

Balboa is being pumelled in the first, I can't find it on Betfair to get my cash on though

Swansea dockers club having a beer

 

Criminals hanging out of the windows screaming at us

 

A charge by Swansea

 

What happened, I can only remember running towards them but no idea of the outcome was

Cardiff away first game of the season about 15-16 years ago. Philliskirk and Derby scored for us I think. Their fans walked oput at half time signing "sack the board" and then proceeded to lob bricks/stones over the wall into the away end. I was cautioned by a fine and upstanding memeber of the constabulary for having a wee in a back street, whilst just behind him another Bolton fan was punching a Cardiff fan. Happy Days

Tranmere

 

when the night match was called off

 

Went through the tunnel only to find 100's of em waiting for us

 

The pub near the ground where a certain person called D***Y got lifted within 3 minutes of walking into the pub near the ground

ive run out of san miguel

 

sniggering at me a bottle of asdas finest ?3 red

 

slightly less confident, a large teaser of baileys

Grimsby

 

Two seasons running on the first day of the season

 

Coaches loads of pissed up Bolton fans in Cleethorpes

 

There's loads

It's going to be a long night, I fear!

 

I, too, have been home alone since 4.30 this afternoon and she's not coming home until tomorrow. Unfortunately, every silver lining has a cloud and mine is a 4yr old who doesn't realise that 6.30-7 am isn't a real getting up time on a Sunday!

southend

I really want to join ni but having trouble tpygn....

exeter

 

wasn't it a very late goal that led to an exchange of views on the pitch

It's going to be a long night, I fear!

 

I, too, have been home alone since 4.30 this afternoon and she's not coming home until tomorrow. Unfortunately, every silver lining has a cloud and mine is a 4yr old who doesn't realise that 6.30-7 am isn't a real getting up time on a Sunday!

 

 

Been there and it gets better, honest.