Pretty self explanatory.

 

Fank Yoo.

Outside the banks that are situated on COR.

HTH!

and Hanbury's facing The Vic(stick butchers up ypur arse)

And morrissons.

 

If you're looking for cash machines near Jonny fow, I doubt it, don't you?

While on cash machines, this came up in a pub quiz i was at this week

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8217499.stm

 

If it was the start of April i'd let the story go.

And morrissons.

 

If you're looking for cash machines near Jonny fow, I doubt it, don't you?

 

think there's a travelex pay ?1.50 doings at the Maccies

Natwest bank has a cash machine near the laundrette facing Devonshire Road. Thats closer to were you will be living Baz.

 

Doffy has one int pub, as does the Londis shop on corner of Markland Hill Lane.

 

When do you move in ??

Natwest bank has a cash machine near the laundrette facing Devonshire Road. Thats closer to were you will be living Baz.

 

Doffy has one int pub, as does the Londis shop on corner of Markland Hill Lane.

 

When do you move in ??

 

 

Got keys now, new bathroom has been fitted and is now leaking though, they are fixing it tomorrow.

Got keys now, new bathroom has been fitted and is now leaking though, they are fixing it tomorrow.

 

Cotton buds are ideal for blocking leaks Baz

Pretty self explanatory.

 

Fank Yoo.

RBS 1/2 way up

 

 

 

 

welcome

Seriously, there's some shite gets asked for on here, but this is taking the biscuit.

 

From reading the thread: Baz is moving from the Gay Village to up Chorley Old Rd somewhere.

Therefore, i'm assuming he will have to travel up C-O-R to get there: surely he'll be able to spot an ATM?

 

The cotton bud is in his ear, not his eye!

Seriously, there's some shite gets asked for on here, but this is taking the biscuit.

 

From reading the thread: Baz is moving from the Gay Village to up Chorley Old Rd somewhere.

Therefore, i'm assuming he will have to travel up C-O-R to get there: surely he'll be able to spot an ATM?

 

The cotton bud is in his ear, not his eye!

 

 

Aye but....... I was on a very very tight schedule and couldn't go earlier.

 

I therefore needed a bank on COR and needed to know where it was as I didn't have time to keep an eye out.

Theres a Bank of Scotland there too. Shell Garage...

Theres a Bank of Scotland there too. Shell Garage...

there isn't a BoS

No idea

 

Don't live in Bolton

 

Never lived in Bolton

 

Walkden Whites, we are here etc. etc.

Coincidentally I received this today. The title of the thread and the highlighted one below

 

 

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour

 

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

 

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

 

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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

 

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

 

__________________________________________________

 

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden )

 

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

 

__________________________________________________

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville and HerveyBay ? ( UK )

 

A: What did your last slave die of?

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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

 

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe ..

Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not

...... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

 

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Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )

 

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

 

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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )

 

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

 

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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

 

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ....

oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

 

__________________________________________________

 

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )

 

A: You are a British politician, right?

 

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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany )

 

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.

Milk is illegal.

 

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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

 

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.

All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

 

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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

 

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.

You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

 

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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

 

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

 

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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male popula tion? ( Italy )

 

A: Yes, gay night clubs.

 

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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

 

A: Only at Christmas.

 

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Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? ( USA )

 

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..

 

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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

 

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first