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First Can Of Lager

Minibus leaves at 7-00am! Is there a politically correct time to open your first can on semi-final day, or just do the normal and get p*ssed.

 

Points to remember :

 

Long drive

Long day

Pubs outside Wembley

No Food

Post match celebrations

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Our driver's hanging on until the last services before London. The puff.

Pointless thread really.

 

We don't get into semi-finals every year.

You pay a shed loads of money on transport plus your ticket.

Landing at 12 noon with a 4pm KO should be enough time for a beer or 3.

 

 

Why get pissed and possible:

Get refused entranced because your pissed.

If you get in, you can't see the game due to being drunk.

You spend half the game wanting a piss.

You can't remember half the game anyway.

 

IMO have a couple of beers but you will want to remember this day when you get older and not have to tell your grandchildren you couldn't remember a thing as you was pissed.

 

Don't it, been there and worn the t-shirt.

 

Now enjoy the day.

Pointless thread really.

 

We don't get into semi-finals every year.

You pay a shed loads of money on transport plus your ticket.

Landing at 12 noon with a 4pm KO should be enough time for a beer or 3.

 

 

Why get pissed and possible:

Get refused entranced because your pissed.

If you get in, you can't see the game due to being drunk.

You spend half the game wanting a piss.

You can't remember half the game anyway.

 

IMO have a couple of beers but you will want to remember this day when you get older and not have to tell your grandchildren you couldn't remember a thing as you was pissed.

 

Don't it, been there and worn the t-shirt.

 

Now enjoy the day.

 

Shall we all wrap warm and take a clean handkerchief as well Happy?

don't forget your werthers

 

but don't take a flask, it's against Wembleys rules

Pointless thread really.

 

We don't get into semi-finals every year.

You pay a shed loads of money on transport plus your ticket.

Landing at 12 noon with a 4pm KO should be enough time for a beer or 3.

 

 

Why get pissed and possible:

Get refused entranced because your pissed.

If you get in, you can't see the game due to being drunk.

You spend half the game wanting a piss.

You can't remember half the game anyway.

 

IMO have a couple of beers but you will want to remember this day when you get older and not have to tell your grandchildren you couldn't remember a thing as you was pissed.

 

Don't it, been there and worn the t-shirt.

 

Now enjoy the day.

 

thanks, dad

Went on a stag do last week and started at 3am. No excuses!

 

 

DOwn here in Stoke I am just about to start my ale !!!!

Mini bus sets off 4.45am, first can, 4.46am, you may ask why wait a minute, well, l do need to get comfy. First piss 5.06am...into the can Ive just emptied. First butty, 5.10am. Called me old fashioned but getting pissed is part of the day and so is forgetting most of the game. Ive covered that side anyhow by setting my didgy box to record the match. So I can always watch it again Monday night.

Pointless thread really.

 

We don't get into semi-finals every year.

You pay a shed loads of money on transport plus your ticket.

Landing at 12 noon with a 4pm KO should be enough time for a beer or 3.

 

 

Why get pissed and possible:

Get refused entranced because your pissed.

If you get in, you can't see the game due to being drunk.

You spend half the game wanting a piss.

You can't remember half the game anyway.

 

IMO have a couple of beers but you will want to remember this day when you get older and not have to tell your grandchildren you couldn't remember a thing as you was pissed.

 

Don't it, been there and worn the t-shirt.

 

Now enjoy the day.

Grumpy is the new happy!

Thought you lot would appreciate that :D

 

Off to bed now with my horlicks

Wished I had poured more ale down my neck before the game now.

I'm not sure my grandchildren will want to hear the story of how shit we were.

I'm not sure my grandchildren will want to hear the story of how shit we were.

But this will become one of those I was there matches, like the war, you'll just shake your head and say 'i was there, and whatever you have heard, it was worse.'

I have to agree with your twisted logic there Crawley.

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