In Stanmore in Witherspoons, just opened and serving ale.

Currently Sat on the shitter in little chef offloading an Olympic breakfast.

On the Thomas Cook Orient Express blatting through Macclesfield.

 

No fucker told me this was a murder mystery trip.

Sitting on train in Euston, should be in Wembley Central in 20min and on my first pint 3 min later

Stood on the balcony of a luxury apartment watching the London Marathon go by with a glass of bucksfizz. Have to wait till the runners go by as the tube station is across the road!

how the fuckery do i upload a picture to here??? Please help im being a right thicko!

Edited April 17, 201115 yr by bolton_blondie

On first pint in JJ Moons

Just spotted the nuns all look like virgins too

You can shove your fuckin oatcakes up your arse

On first pint in JJ Moons

 

On me 4th in the very same pub!

Smile we will do it

Smile we will do it

 

And then the game began!

we were in moons about 12

 

decamped to the park

You can shove your fuckin oatcakes up your arse

Shit cheesey pancake, it's just a shit cheesey pancake