I don't ask you for much

 

But, please can you sort me for the Euro Millions top prize

Edited July 4, 201115 yr by boltondiver

fuck off, its mine.

fuck off, its mine.

60/40?

Is there one tonight?

?154m isn't it?

 

Apparently the actual odds of getting all 7 numbers required is 16,475,477,760/1

 

So it's a rip-off.

?154m isn't it?

 

Apparently the actual odds of getting all 7 numbers required is 16,475,477,760/1

 

So it's a rip-off.

 

Yeah, but some jammy bastard's gonna win it.

 

All being well, it'll be me.

?154m isn't it?

 

Apparently the actual odds of getting all 7 numbers required is 16,475,477,760/1

 

So it's a rip-off.

 

 

agreed,

 

not impossible though

 

http://www.dailymail...st-jackpot.html

 

and for the sake of a couple of quid, im having a go.

 

 

 

 

and it says only 76,275,360 to 1 here....

 

i like those odds.!

Edited July 4, 201115 yr by HomerJay

60/40?

 

 

ok, but only if you win it.

Dear Lord, I haven't asked for anything this year, well apart from my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pencil case, I thank you so much for this, however if there's any room left in your heart, make me the winner and I'll become a nun for a week, I think this is a fair deal, if not I'll happily be a joint winner and jump off Mount Everest for charity whilst pretending I'm a Kangaroo with a Joey in my coat pocket.

Please God, let Diddles win.

did i ever mention, ive always respected diddles and all that he stands for,

 

really intelligent lad imo.

 

there should be more like him.

 

Dear lord,

Enough time has past and I know you have forgiven me for my actions on the front steps of saint Pauls church back in 2003, so as this is the case could you find it in your heart to let me be a joint winner of this jackpot I'm not greedy so I will allow you to pick 9 others to share it with me. I think that's fair.

 

Now I'm off to have a word with Allah, krisna, buddah and the like to hedge my bets!

Edited July 4, 201115 yr by Theboybell

I really don't think I could imagine what Didle's would do with the winnings.

Anyhow, I've created an account & done a line for Tuesday. First time ever so watch me win it with beginners luck!

I really don't think I could imagine what Didle's would do with the winnings.

Anyhow, I've created an account & done a line for Tuesday. First time ever so watch me win it with beginners luck!

 

 

i love you nb

 

 

I really don't think I could imagine what Didle's would do with the winnings.

 

 

He won't get to spend it. He's going to jump off Everest with another Joey.

Didle Land will be made, with a 1000 foot vertical slide of death to my underground water world being a priority, then I build around this.

He won't get to spend it. He's going to jump off Everest with another Joey.

 

 

Deakin?

Dear Lord, I haven't asked for anything this year, well apart from my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pencil case, I thank you so much for this.

 

Did the Groominator buy that for you?

Deakin?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin one!

ok, but only if you win it.

OK

 

Deal done with Homer

 

Just got to square it with the man upstairs

OK

 

Deal done with Homer

 

Just got to square it with the man upstairs

 

He said no.

 

He's already promised me i'm gonna win. Though to show there's no hard feeling's, i shall buy you a box for you and your friend's at the reebok for the coming season

It's a done deal.

I'm winning it and you lot can all fuck off.

I'm going to buy Wigan Athletic and shut them down, then retire to the Caribbean

if when i win (all of it), i will give every good person on this thread ?100k

 

 

 

 

 

come on karma!

Edited July 4, 201115 yr by HomerJay

if when i win (all of it), i will give every good person on this thread ?100k

 

 

 

 

 

come on karma!

 

That's a polite way of saying he's keeping it all to himself, as there's no good people on this thread!

if when i win (all of it), i will give every good person on this thread ?100k

 

 

come on karma!

 

 

Woop! I have run out of deities to ave a word with now. so will take your offer just incase the ones I missed turn out to exsist!

Edited July 4, 201115 yr by Theboybell