Is anyone else joining me in a good old tipple this evening to celerbrate the bank holliday weekend,whites at liverpool,egg chuckin final,in laws having the baby tomorrow night,so all dayer on the cards for the wifes birthday...and generally an all round pissed up weekend to come!!

 

What are the rest of you scumbags up to?!

Is anyone else joining me in a good old tipple this evening to celerbrate the bank holliday weekend,whites at liverpool,egg chuckin final,in laws having the baby tomorrow night,so all dayer on the cards for the wifes birthday...and generally an all round pissed up weekend to come!!

 

What are the rest of you scumbags up to?!

 

 

Ooohhhh lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky lancashire

Quiet night tonight as I booked today off and got smashed last night. I am however having a bottle of wine to mesen as the mrs is saving herself for tomorrow.

 

She's at creamfields tomorrow so im heading back to Bolton and watching the match in town before getting the last train back to Manc! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNSSSEEEEE!

Oh and its Barca v Porto on ITV4.

 

Result!

Wife's having a Jamie Oliver party, so im being shipped off to brother in laws house.

 

 

He doesnt do football ( the fucking bender )

 

So I just hope he's got some decent ale in.

Wife's having a Jamie Oliver party, so im being shipped off to brother in laws house.

 

 

He doesnt do football ( the fucking bender )

 

So I just hope he's got some decent ale in.

After youve had a few easy beers,and all seems ok,just ask him....

'so,have you ever wanked upside down so you could spunk in your own face?''

Wife's having a Jamie Oliver party

 

What, by christ, does a Jamie Oliver party entail.

 

Do they cook shit while talking cockney and spitting at the side of their mouths.

 

 

Cushty!

Train to Manchester Sat afternoon, all dayer in Real Ale pubs.

Celebrating 2 x Friday night

 

 

Spot on red tonight + chinky + strongbow

 

Curry fort match tomorrow

 

AND I think that we can win this

What, by christ, does a Jamie Oliver party entail.

 

Do they cook shit while talking cockney and spitting at the side of their mouths.

 

 

Cushty!

 

Pots n pans.

 

She went to a candle party last week.

 

To buy candles at ?20 a pop.

 

The worlds gone mad!

picking her and kids up from scotland in morrning seting off 5am back power nap.then out watching game then on to a wedding

Pots n pans.

 

She went to a candle party last week.

 

To buy candles at ?20 a pop.

 

The worlds gone mad!

 

Sounds like she's having an affair and ran out of Alibi's to me!

Been to the gym. About to tuck into fish, chips and peas, watch Barca vs Porto on ITV4 & will plonk a film on after that.

 

Ale free tonight all dayer tomorrow & more than likely on Sunday to.

A couple of beers tonight, working in the morning.

Out for the match at 4.30 then on to a family meal at 7.30 ish at Far Pavilion in Athy, I promised not to turn up pissed

Out on Sunday at 4 until I fall down

Looking at multi fuel burners on Monday

Avin a final pint in Edge tonight before it closes on Monday!

Just arrived and he's got no beer and fuckin holyoaks on the box.

 

I'm off to tesco for something to ease the pain.

Just arrived and he's got no beer and fuckin holyoaks on the box.

 

I'm off to tesco for something to ease the pain.

http://www.laithwaites.co.uk/Still_Red_Wine/Chateau_Le_Coin/prod2380343

 

 

fuckinn merveilleuse

A couple of beers tonight, working in the morning.

Out for the match at 4.30 then on to a family meal at 7.30 ish at Far Pavilion in Athy, I promised not to turn up pissed

Out on Sunday at 4 until I fall down

Looking at multi fuel burners on Monday

i had an amanzing dish there other week called GRANDAD specheal allso do the buffet sundays

Just got in from an utter cunt of a day on a building site that makes Tripoli look like Buckingham Palace

 

I've no ale in

 

I need to fit some skirting boards

 

I've got a list of shiity stuff to do tomorrow that means I'm cutting it fine for making kick off

 

I'm supposed to be looking after 2 dogs for family members who are both away

 

I've cut my thumb.

 

 

You can all fuck off.

Just got in from an utter cunt of a day on a building site that makes Tripoli look like Buckingham Palace

 

I've no ale in

 

I need to fit some skirting boards

 

I've got a list of shiity stuff to do tomorrow that means I'm cutting it fine for making kick off

 

I'm supposed to be looking after 2 dogs for family members who are both away

 

I've cut my thumb.

 

 

You can all fuck off.

We don't need that shit

 

 

You fuck off

Edited August 26, 201114 yr by boltondiver

Reet I've got a load of ales from tesco.

 

1st on the menu is abbot ale.

5%

very fruity and hopsy.

Not bad at all.

Edited August 26, 201114 yr by HomerJay

We don't that shit

 

 

You fuck off

 

 

AND a headache has just been declared from the enemy trenches.

 

August is shit.

Fuck that, what happened in Hollyoaks?

Just got in from an utter cunt of a day on a building site that makes Tripoli look like Buckingham Palace

 

I've no ale in

 

I need to fit some skirting boards

 

I've got a list of shiity stuff to do tomorrow that means I'm cutting it fine for making kick off

 

I'm supposed to be looking after 2 dogs for family members who are both away

 

I've cut my thumb.

 

 

You can all fuck off.

 

you need to go and buy some alcohol.this will solve all your porblems.i promise.

 

pour alcohol on your cut thumb.this will stave infection and make you look cool.

 

give your two family dogs alcholol.this will make them dossile and make funny viewing for youtube.

 

do the shitty stuff tomrorrow having consumed a bucket-load of alcohol.this will make you feel ace!

 

and soak your skirting borads in alcohol.this will make them all bendy and things,and take your mind off your wounded digit.

was gonna av a quite one but me mate who works in a brewery as just give me 24 cans of becks from his monthly freebies he gets so i'll just av to dig into them (i dont know the things you do for friendship)then out to preston tommorrow to watch game then join a few mates for 1 of their kids head wetting he's glaswegian so it might get a bit messy then! if not arrested sunday day of recovery with just the odd tipple watchin footy then hopefully by 6oclock manchester will be in mourning allthough after wenger's comments not sure about this then monday off to golf course at duxbury and create a few more bunkers for em, and my missus moans i'm never in the cheek of it

was gonna av a quite one but me mate who works in a brewery as just give me 24 cans of becks from his monthly freebies he gets so i'll just av to dig into them (i dont know the things you do for friendship)then out to preston tommorrow to watch game then join a few mates for 1 of their kids head wetting he's glaswegian so it might get a bit messy then! if not arrested sunday day of recovery with just the odd tipple watchin footy then hopefully by 6oclock manchester will be in mourning allthough after wenger's comments not sure about this then monday off to golf course at duxbury and create a few more bunkers for em, and my missus moans i'm never in the cheek of it

 

You need a new keyboard one with all the letters on it