February 25, 201214 yr must think our fans are a set of twats (either us or the management) she sounds genuinely bothered about the result too (not) emma davies ? @emmadavies1968 @Kelly_O_Donnell oh dear. such a shame. At least SKD can't get the blame today.
November 6, 201213 yr Happy, thought you wanted to nob her? I thought you were stalking her on twitter at one point?
November 6, 201213 yr Happy, thought you wanted to nob her? I thought you were stalking her on twitter at one point? and she didn't take him on, so why would he want to still follow her?
November 6, 201213 yr I used to follow her, but stopped as soon as she started papping on about selling necklaces and bangles etc (which I presume is her own business) They're not bangles, they're cock rings for impotent donkeys, asses and mules.
November 6, 201213 yr They're not bangles, they're cock rings for impotent donkeys, asses and mules. I found out yesterday what an Arab Strap was. I think I've had a sheltered life.
November 6, 201213 yr I found out yesterday what an Arab Strap was. How did that come up in conversation?
November 6, 201213 yr How did that come up in conversation? You probably don't want to know. Either way, he amused me with it. (the comment, not the actual strap).
November 6, 201213 yr You can improvise an arab strap by having your boxers/undies on your legs but with your (erect) penis tucked behind the waistband. It facilitates auto-fellatio. Apparently... For those without imagination, here's a diagram I've just knocked up: A word of caution on those thinking of using a (real) arab strap: The straps should not be used in the water, since the sex toy is not waterproof. Under wet conditions the leather stretches and loses its shape, or the cock ring slides down during use. Oh aye, you can get cock rot and your dick might drop off too http://en.wikipedia....(sexual_device) Edited November 6, 201213 yr by Youri McAnespie
November 6, 201213 yr You can improvise an arab strap by having your boxers/undies on your legs but with your (erect) penis tucked behind the waistband. It facilitates auto-fellatio. Apparently... A word of caution on those thinking of using a (real) arab strap: The straps should not be used in the water, since the sex toy is not waterproof. Under wet conditions the leather stretches and loses its shape, or the cock ring slides down during use. I'll let him know, ta.
November 6, 201213 yr I'll let him know, ta. I've added to my original post, see above. Hope this helps? (sheep/dog and hat are optional). Edited November 6, 201213 yr by Youri McAnespie
November 6, 201213 yr She searches for her own name on twitter so I bet she does on google too! She's going to find you mean boys now, tut tut!
November 6, 201213 yr She searches for her own name on twitter so I bet she does on google too! She's going to find you mean boys now, tut tut! In the words of Kevin Keegan "i would LOVE IT" if she came on here Edited November 6, 201213 yr by Con
November 6, 201213 yr In the words of Kevin Keegan "i would LOVE IT" if she came on here I'd give her 2 hours, 1 day max. You #vile lot!
November 6, 201213 yr I'd give her 2 hours, 1 day max. You #vile lot! she thinks im a shallow fool for being pissed off after we got relegated and they were tweeting about what outfit to wear for the players dinner, i gave it some now blocked haha
November 6, 201213 yr I found out yesterday what an Arab Strap was. I think I've had a sheltered life. i must of led a sheltered life also, no idea what that is
November 7, 201213 yr i must of led a sheltered life also, no idea what that is Google is ace eBay is acerer
November 7, 201213 yr Davies must know he is pinching a living... He provides absolutely nothing what so ever and looks absolutely clueless when he's on the ball. Definitely living on past reputation now.
November 7, 201213 yr Davies must know he is pinching a living... He provides absolutely nothing what so ever and looks absolutely clueless when he's on the ball. Definitely living on past reputation now. Who else would you of picked tonight?
November 7, 201213 yr Who else would you of picked tonight? sordell maybe then we wouldnt keep kicking the ball up in the air when we play on the floor we look good when skd was taken off on sat. we started playing on the floor and looked good yes skd has done gud but now is time to use him as an inmpact sub when we need to hold on that said 4 points from these 2 games is a good platform to work on IMO not the right starting line up tho--but DF needs time to work things out
must think our fans are a set of twats (either us or the management)
she sounds genuinely bothered about the result too (not)
emma davies ? @emmadavies1968
@Kelly_O_Donnell oh dear. such a shame. At least SKD can't get the blame today.