I do my dads shopping every Sunday morning at Tesco in Athy, this morning I came out at 10:10 and met my brother talking to two other blokes who had just watched 2 masked men rob the cash delivery van, all I saw was a black car screeching off the car park, one of the blokes said, "I weren't messing with them, they looked nowty"

I do my dads shopping every Sunday morning at Tesco in Athy, this morning I came out at 10:10 and met my brother talking to two other blokes who had just watched 2 masked men rob the cash delivery van, all I saw was a black car screeching off the car park, one of the blokes said, "I weren't messing with them, they looked nowty"

 

men robbing a cash delivery are almost certainly naughty, so your brothers mates must be perceptive.

men robbing a cash delivery are almost certainly naughty, so your brothers mates must be perceptive.

They were perceptive, and fucking scared, they were shaking like a shitting dog

them boxes are full of dye to fuck the money up

them boxes are full of dye to fuck the money up

Karcher Powerwasher, or is that red diesel? Try taking them to a dry cleaner - 'launder' it for real.

I had a ?20 the other day that was more or less black (looked like ink) and the bigoted cash machine wouldn't accept it, it was real though...

 

Who would be a 'have a go' hero for fucking Tesco's money? They'd probably give you a ?100 gift voucher (food only - no booze) and the robbers would probably spend 6 years doing press-ups, getting tattooed and plotting revenge - like Robert De Niro in 'Cape Fear'.

Edited February 26, 201214 yr by Youri McAnespie

It's madness these days , these Criminals have no fear, plus they always seem to get away with it.

Could have been lads on work for your welfare scheme at Tescos, and just taking money what they where owed.

The security guard didn't stop them then? The cheeky cunt eyed me up like I was trying to get into a nightclub, I ain't the one working for ?6 an hour on Sunday.

He was on the bal this afternoon though, 2 shifty looking 12 year olds on scooters had their bag searched in case the cakes they had just bought contained traces of nuts........

^{Apparently the robbers got away with ?60,000}

they looked nowty"

 

 

Haven't heard that phrase for years

 

 

Like 'put wood inth 'ole'

'Well al ga ta,tfut ov ar gaite'

'Shuv a crust in it!'

,tis reet a tell thee'

 

She's a nowty bugga !

Tha's got a swipe lyke a pola bear

 

Where have all the Boltonians gone ?

 

 

 

 

Haven't heard that phrase for years

 

 

Like 'put wood inth 'ole'

'Well al ga ta,tfut ov ar gaite'

'Shuv a crust in it!'

,tis reet a tell thee'

 

She's a nowty bugga !

Tha's got a swipe lyke a pola bear

 

Where have all the Boltonians gone ?

" If tha cant speyk proper shut thi gob " A chant directed to Wolves fans one season, another what tickled me was the " Your will end up like Sandy Richardson ", a bloke what was in a wheelchair on Crossroads, aimed at Birmingham fans.