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Friday Joke

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Q:What is six inches long and only goes in one direction?

 

A:Simon Cowell's cock!

But he's not gay.

 

 

2/10, must try harder.

He deffo doesnt have any bloke mates though does he? I love my women but i wouldnt want to hang around with them all the time, unless i was hanging out the back of them which he is not

Reckon he is a bit weird

You do seem to know a lot about him & his mates. Danny G, friend to the stars :D

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I hate people who analyse jokes. Anal beyond belief!

I hate people who analyse jokes. Anal beyond belief!

 

 

I hate shit jokes.

Louis Walsh would have been a better punchline.

Louis Walsh would have been a better punchlinebag

Davy Jones has already pissed off Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston. First thing he said when he saw them was "Hey Hey it's the Junkies"

 

 

Got one of them Anti-Bullying wristbands yesterday. Got it off a little fat ginger cunt with glasses

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Did you hear about that transvestite from Manchester?

 

 

 

He had a Wigan address!

Made me chuckle did that, kempo

www.conjunctivitis.com

 

 

 

That's a site for sore eyes.

Did you hear about that transvestite from Manchester?

 

 

 

He had a Wigan address!

 

 

Now that is funny.

Did you hear about that transvestite from Manchester?

 

 

 

He had a Wigan address!

 

Had to read it twice, but very good! I'm ringing my Dad.

Took a while did that.

Be aware that the Wigan Address joke works better by text than it does vocally. . . or maybe just with my Bolton accent. Just been telling it to the other dads at my daughter's footy training and there could have been tumble weed passing through.

 

I didn't explain it though which means half way back home to places such as Burnley and Blackburn, the penny will drop.

I've been having sexual fantasies about garden hose's...

 

Especially the kinky one's.

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