Our Peg has ripped the kitchen flooring badly moving a fridge because she is an utter dick sometimes and just fucking dragged it across the floor.

 

Anywhere recommended?

Get your self some spray glue, it works well if it is a cleanish cut.

Did she do it because your arse was stuck to the sofa?

Did she do it because your arse was stuck to the sofa?

 

No, because she's a dick.

I cant believe you aint been called a pauper for having lino yet.

 

Every WW's poster has solid oak floors surely!

Duct tape.

I cant believe you aint been called a pauper for having lino yet.

 

Every WW's poster has solid oak floors surely!

 

Not in a kitchen! Quarry tiles or something similar that causes anything that falls on them to shatter.

Oh, you wouldn't be disappointed at the shatterability of a wooden kitchen floor.

Nowt wrong with a bit of oil-cloth.

leave the thing stuck out so you dont see the rip simoles

I've got disco tiles. And haven't a clue what a simole is!

You cant have a carpet in a kitchen, so lino is the best option, and it scrubs up well with a mop and bucket and a drop of Lanry bleach.

Nowt wrong with a bit of oil-cloth.

Ace not heard oil cloth for years.