... in no more than seven words to the usual address please.

What prompted such a ludicrous idea to be posted?

 

See post #11

What was that first bit all about then Traf ?

How many have counted the words in this post?

Why then, did you decide to stop sucking it?

There's no winners just yet.

 

I've got all the answers now. I just need a question that is exactly 9 words long.

 

Is it wrong to eat bacon in a mosque?

Why is it dogs aren't able to look upwards?

Why do I always stop one word short?

Why can't cows walk down stairs or is't giraffes?