Right i feel like death and need help.....suggestions please

See, when I see wimmin dragging men to the shops I just think, why?

Clearly all that marriage and relationship malarkey is not for me.

 

I'm purchasing meat and fish so I'm overseeing that element of the trip.

Clearly all that marriage and relationship malarkey is not for me.

 

Perhaps you've not met the right man yet.

 

Both DBP and LW are single, you could do worse.......

 

 

Perhaps you've not met the right man yet.

 

Both DBP and LW are single, you could do worse.......

Sadly, I'm not their type.

Can of Coke a big mars bar and 3 paracetamol, stay in bed until dinner time.

 

was in work at 7:30 mate

i think im actually dying.

 

whats the one thing in the whole wide fucking world would you least like to do with a horrible nasely congested hangover?

 

exactly what in doing in an hour....

 

a kids party at farmer parrs!!

 

screaming kids,farm animals and folk entertaining with farm animals....

 

im going to touch a pigs willy.

i think im actually dying.

 

whats the one thing in the whole wide fucking world would you least like to do with a horrible nasely congested hangover?

 

exactly what in doing in an hour....

 

a kids party at farmer parrs!!

 

screaming kids,farm animals and folk entertaining with farm animals....

 

im going to touch a pigs willy.

 

I suddenly feel a whole lot better

Not very practical if you're in work early but an hour of exercise this morning cleared up my hangover completely.

Not very practical if you're in work early but an hour of exercise this morning cleared up my hangover completely.

 

Is powerwanking exercise?

Is powerwanking exercise?

 

 

one of yer 5 a day

I am being dragged to bury in half an hour

 

Grim

 

 

But there's cricket on

when i was young(er) i found being in the rupert at 11 bells and about five pints worked ,however since i got old(er) i find two days in bed drinking milkshake and generaly shitting hourly and sweating and shaking like one of the walking dead for two days sorts me out no problem !

Edited June 16, 201214 yr by fellman

But there's cricket on

 

I see Bell has scored a ton too,

I fuckin hate hangovers

 

You'd think after all these years somebody would have come up with a cure.

 

My head is fucking thumping

I fuckin hate hangovers

 

You'd think after all these years somebody would have come up with a cure.

 

My head is fucking thumping

Dehydration that, water required

But that involves lifting my head from this pillow and moving 10 feet to the bathroom. Not sure I'm capable...

But that involves lifting my head from this pillow and moving 10 feet to the bathroom. Not sure I'm capable...

 

Ha ha ha it sounds terminal then that does pal

Oh no no no no

 

That was shit advice

 

Now my gut is doing somersaults.

 

Not good.....

must admit im struggling a bit this morning!

 

after the kids party yesterday,the dads ended the day victorious and managed to hoodwink the lasses into letting us have an all day session at my pals house,kicked off with our peg for spoiling the party and making me leave...then finished off with a gallon of pear cider back home and posting drivel on ere,....why didnt i just go to bed!?

 

giant mug of sugary tea going down a treat....trot down the prom for some sea air shortly...

Used to visit friends in Bispham regularly years ago and spent many a Sunday morn blowing the cobwebs off with a walk along the prom whilst the women made full english!

Homo, maybe the single life isn't for you.

Used to visit friends in Bispham regularly years ago and spent many a Sunday morn blowing the cobwebs off with a walk along the prom whilst the women made full english!

 

born and bred in the republic of bispham mate!....lived opposite the squirrel pub...

Take 3 painkillers and a litre of water just before you go to sleep and normally wake up ok'ish

born and bred in the republic of bispham mate!....lived opposite the squirrel pub...

 

Used to go in The Bispham for pool and Conny Club for snooker. Watched Jimmy White stagger out one night trying to get his car keys in his Merc!

Used to go in The Bispham for pool and Conny Club for snooker. Watched Jimmy White stagger out one night trying to get his car keys in his Merc!

 

good pub the bispham...sell that crazy fighting juice lager ayingerbrau....

Homo, maybe the single life isn't for you.

 

You're not wrong.

 

Can you imagine if I'd been out on the prowl and ended up at some birds house?

 

She not get rid of me till dinner.

 

 

Anyway just had full English and feel much better.

 

Just hope there's no mid afternoon relapse.