Why Can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because he's married

 

 

Ba dum tish

i'm hoping to get a job as a marionette,mate works there,should be able to pull a few strings

english mon, oirish mon, socttish mon walk into a bar, landlord takes one look at them and says is this some kind of joke?

I was showing the dr a nasty rash on my cock, he seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it. He just said " make an appointment Monday morning" and carried on pushing his trolley in Tesco.

100 Polish were arrested last night after violence broke out during their game with Russia. They were immediately deported back to England.

I asked my girlfriend if she would like to suck my cheesy cock. She tutted and said "That's not very mature"

 

 

I'll ask her again in a fortnight

Try this puzzle

This maths sequence can predict your favorite film...mine was star wars. Not sure how it works but it does!!

 

Pick a number between 1-9

 

Multiply by 3

 

Add 3 to

that

number

 

Multiply again

by 3

Add the two digits together

 

3. Oliver Twist

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. Saving Private Ryan

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The joy of

anal sex with

male

goats and

leather clad, oiled up lady boys.

10.Mary Poppins

It's not really a puzzle, is it?

 

It's basically a multiple of 9 and the didits of those multiples always add up to 9 or another multiple of 9.

 

#gettinginbeforemalc

it's quite handy then, that my favourite film is actually "The joy of anal sex with goats and leather clad, oiled up lady boys"

it's quite handy then, that my favourite film is actually "The joy of anal sex with goats and leather clad, oiled up lady boys"

 

Boasting about your own production isn't an attractive trait.

It's not really a puzzle, is it?

 

It's basically a multiple of 9 and the didits of those multiples always add up to 9 or another multiple of 9.

 

#gettinginbeforemalc

 

It's a 80's themed joke thread, I hope I ain't upset Malcolm too much :fingerandshowthearse:

Ive got a job looking after a small group of daft,stupid lions...

 

It's really hard work and I dont know if I'm really cut out for it.

 

I'd quit if it wasn't for my foolish pride.

I told a Tulisa joke to my mates in the pub last night...

 

it didnt go down too well....