1-2

 

Eagles for us

 

Cokes pokes an 89th minute winner for em. Shit....

 

 

 

 

 

Coyle out

indeed

 

the shitty boozer near the train station

 

in till about half 9, you were going to come through to another shitty boozer in brig but went awol on your own in Blackburn

 

You went to the Star and Garter ?

 

Without rabies shots, are you mad ?

we went to Blackburn??

 

After I dragged you in the car of a random woman who gave us a lift to the station. Then I took you to that rough pub as we had time for a pint, a jager and a sing song with ZZ Top between trains (all military precision timing), and finally left you there with Birch & Eyes Right thinking to myself, they can look after the dribbling mess!

After I dragged you in the car of a random woman who gave us a lift to the station. Then I took you to that rough pub as we had time for a pint, a jager and a sing song with ZZ Top between trains (all military precision timing), and finally left you there with Birch & Eyes Right thinking to myself, they can look after the dribbling mess!

 

Gonzo, quick update on the random woman! Turns out she wasn't random at all. She was the bird of that bloke I know. He sent a text to tell me she said we were all very lovely people. Who says we're all savages!

Oh and no that you'd remember, you clown, she was over 50 and not much over a 36B

did you all have fun then?

cracking day out with the small matter of the usual dross being served up at 3pm

 

great turn out though

Birch you need some new chatup lines mate, that's the second time I've seen you fail to pull the old bill with your smooth talking when they've walked in the boozer!

 

I'm assuming Gonzo won't remember that bit as it was in Blackburn!

 

NB I have a feeling they weren't as pert as they used to be but very kind of her to run us to the station.

did you all have fun then?

 

shit fan

shit fan

 

tell me about it.

you got me stumped now as well pal, there was a female old bill on the train that got a lot of attention. Dont remember one in the pub mind.

 

edit - its coming back - did I give her the old "the strippers are here, stick a quid in lads"?

Haha you'd just got down of the table when HE walked in.

 

I must have missed the female one in the pub and we werrn't on your train.

Haha you'd just got down of the table when HE walked in.

 

I must have missed the female one in the pub and we werrn't on your train.

 

Edit: Actually it's coming back to me now, did she have blond hair?

I cant remember that well from that Blackburn Pub. I lost at least 4 hours of my life and £60+ in there. Pints of Stella with Jaga chasers!

Bloody Thrusters, the lot of you!

just had an e-mail from a lass at work (34 D) who said I spoke to her on Saturday night???

 

Fucked if I know

 

Where do you get these breathalizers fitted to your phone

I was lay on the grass near the station as I couldn't be arsed standing in the queue for the train

 

two notrights came over 'oi, are you burnely or bolton'

 

me - 'Bolton'

 

a few kicks in the head from said notrights and a fuck off back to bolton

 

friendly fuckers

 

hahaha

 

thought you looked a bit more gormless than usual as you walked to the train