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Man Flu

Anyone else got it?

 

My workplace is riddled with it. I thought I'd got away with it but I'm dying today.

 

I'm a soldier though. I'll do my best to fight it.

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Call 999

 

i feel your pain daz, had a small but deadly dose of it when i came back from egypt.

You should be at home whilst your Doris pops back at dinnertime with a couple of carrs pasties and a blow job, just to check you havn't died.

im fucked up here, keep goin dizzy all sorts, soldier on tho

Fucking queers

You should be at home whilst your Doris pops back at dinnertime with a couple of carrs pasties and a blow job, just to check you havn't died.

 

Whereas if Doris ever gets the flu, fuck off to the pub out the way :whistle:

Whereas if Doris ever gets the flu, fuck off to the pub out the way :whistle:

 

Actually, I went to collect medicinal suppliments.

 

It just took me about 5 hours.

I just sneezed, am i going to be ok, or should i ring the misses.

Edited by Mr Magoo

I just sneezed, am i going to be ok, or should i ring the misses.

 

Once is concerning, twice is a warning, thrice is serious bad aids.

 

I'd ring her just in case.

 

Tell her to fetch pasties.

Once is concerning, twice is a warning, thrice is serious bad aids.

 

I'd ring her just in case.

 

Tell her to fetch pasties.

 

And not to swallow any salive for 30 minutes. You don't want her going in dry when you're ill.

Fuck me!!

 

Man flu is going round,i'm staying in till its fucksoff.

 

Keep me updated please.

 

Are you taking anything?

Fuck me!!

 

Man flu is going round,i'm staying in till its fucksoff.

 

Keep me updated please.

 

Are you taking anything?

 

I'll bulldoze in like Mr. Logic...The virus that causes mon 'flu is present in the sinuses of everyone, it just so happens they thrive at certain temperatures. We aren't 'catching' this near deadly, and blowjob deserving ailment off each other, we just happen to be sharing the same environmental conditions. This 'activates' the virus at the same time - so lots get colds at the same time.

 

Regarding real 'flu, £12.99 for a jab against it at Boots, in and out in ten minutes - guaranteed no 'flu, which as everyone knows can lay you up for weeks and cost fuckloads in lost work/pay.

 

Just keep it under your hat you've had it done - for skiving and dying swan purposes when you've got the sniffles ;)

Edited by Youri McAnespie

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