September 27, 201213 yr Anyone else got it? My workplace is riddled with it. I thought I'd got away with it but I'm dying today. I'm a soldier though. I'll do my best to fight it.
September 27, 201213 yr i feel your pain daz, had a small but deadly dose of it when i came back from egypt.
September 27, 201213 yr You should be at home whilst your Doris pops back at dinnertime with a couple of carrs pasties and a blow job, just to check you havn't died.
September 27, 201213 yr You should be at home whilst your Doris pops back at dinnertime with a couple of carrs pasties and a blow job, just to check you havn't died. Whereas if Doris ever gets the flu, fuck off to the pub out the way
September 27, 201213 yr Whereas if Doris ever gets the flu, fuck off to the pub out the way Actually, I went to collect medicinal suppliments. It just took me about 5 hours.
September 27, 201213 yr I just sneezed, am i going to be ok, or should i ring the misses. Edited September 27, 201213 yr by Mr Magoo
September 27, 201213 yr I just sneezed, am i going to be ok, or should i ring the misses. Once is concerning, twice is a warning, thrice is serious bad aids. I'd ring her just in case. Tell her to fetch pasties.
September 27, 201213 yr Once is concerning, twice is a warning, thrice is serious bad aids. I'd ring her just in case. Tell her to fetch pasties. And not to swallow any salive for 30 minutes. You don't want her going in dry when you're ill.
September 27, 201213 yr Fuck me!! Man flu is going round,i'm staying in till its fucksoff. Keep me updated please. Are you taking anything?
September 27, 201213 yr Fuck me!! Man flu is going round,i'm staying in till its fucksoff. Keep me updated please. Are you taking anything? I'll bulldoze in like Mr. Logic...The virus that causes mon 'flu is present in the sinuses of everyone, it just so happens they thrive at certain temperatures. We aren't 'catching' this near deadly, and blowjob deserving ailment off each other, we just happen to be sharing the same environmental conditions. This 'activates' the virus at the same time - so lots get colds at the same time. Regarding real 'flu, £12.99 for a jab against it at Boots, in and out in ten minutes - guaranteed no 'flu, which as everyone knows can lay you up for weeks and cost fuckloads in lost work/pay. Just keep it under your hat you've had it done - for skiving and dying swan purposes when you've got the sniffles Edited September 27, 201213 yr by Youri McAnespie
Anyone else got it?
My workplace is riddled with it. I thought I'd got away with it but I'm dying today.
I'm a soldier though. I'll do my best to fight it.