Come dine with me 1855 tonight more 4

 

"tonights episode from stoke on trent includes a menu featuring lobby and pikelets"

 

Give you a chance to compare recipies..

Nb, spud cutting and uniformity. Noooo. That's odd.

 

 

Listen, you know I measure the depth of butter on my Warbies & its uniformity with a spirit level I'm not odd, I just like things just so

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Any old spud can be used but small new ones take ages to peel.

 

Nb, spud cutting and uniformity. Noooo. That's odd.

 

You need smaller ones to turn to mush in the gravy and bigger ones for lumpy texture.

 

Anything else turns it to slop.

 

Slop

 

Knew it.

 

 

Slop

 

Knew it.

 

Fucking good slop though

 

I bet you eat curry. I think some of that looks like loose bowel movements.

I bet Spider laps up summert made in a fucking Tagine. He's fighting his roots!

Ill eat anything except:

 

Turkish delight

Muesli

Potato pie/hash/lobby

Toblerone

 

You think I have a problem with lobby? Wait until I start on turfuckingkish detwattinglight.

 

 

I like Turkish delight, oh and muesli.

 

At least I know you'll not be pilfering my larder any time soon.

Fry's Turkish Delight or proper lokum stuff?

I bet he doesn't do marmite either.

Or chips with mayonnaise. Now that's proper sophisticated European snacking is that.

Guess what i've got in my snap tin today!

Dildo

Dildo

 

Is there something wrong with you?

Guess what i've got in my snap tin today!

 

Chicken and Chorizo Salad?

Y do you ask, is that not it then.

Strange man.

Guess what i've got in my snap tin today!

 

3 slices of pea-ridden lobby.

It cost me about £6 to make that ponolobby on Sunday!

 

I could have fed the kids a quids worth of chicken dinosaurs and a packet of pickled onion space raiders I suppose.

 

It was a quality ponolobby on Sunday!

 

Now I know lobby doesn't have a crust but if it did, Smiffs lobby would be on par with a Pooles Pie

Do you want to tell the class you're a closet wiggin we or me?

 

Whoops....

 

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Do you want to tell the class you're a closet wiggin we or me?

 

Whoops....

 

 

Oi mouth!

It was a quality ponolobby on Sunday!

 

Now I know lobby doesn't have a crust but if it did, Smiffs lobby would be on par with a Pooles Pie

 

You ate it on the day of making? You dirty pie eating tart!!!

You ate it on the day of making? You dirty pie eating tart!!!

 

It was the day after actually munchkin

Is the term Lobby a Wigan thing? Never heard it called that until recently

 

'tater 'ash in our house.