This lady I'm meeting isn't "the one"

 

She's rough as arseholes

 

 

Howd on, you're in London, aren't you?

 

Have you rung a number in a phone box?

 

 

fist her arse

 

Perhaps... I will bring it up in foreplay

Howd on, you're in London, aren't you?

 

Have you rung a number in a phone box?

 

Whyever not?

 

 

Jazza, just carry on posting, your a gem on this site.

I'm on a super drinking mission in case nobody noticed...

Been off it for weeks

Where about's in London village are you staying ?

Kings cross

Kings cross

I would never of guessed.

I'm imagining the smell of this forthcoming encounter.

 

I feel a bit poorly.

I'm imagining the smell of this forthcoming encounter.

 

I feel a bit poorly.

Hey, some smart wimmin on Cally now, cleaned it up a bit.

Kings cross

Have you ventured to The Flying Scotsman yet?

 

Have you ventured to The Flying Scotsman yet?

Yes

 

Was messy

So, when is this date then?

How much are they charging for some poor mite from Bucherest on the whip round for taking there clobber off these days ?

So, when is this date then?

 

Tomorruw

Tomorruw

 

So, you're taking her to the match, pissed?

 

Remember though, birds shouldn't be there, and definitely don't kiss her!

So, you're taking her to the match, pissed?

 

Remember though, birds shouldn't be there, and definitely don't kiss her!

 

 

bringing a munter to the match?

 

 

 

bringing a munter to the match?

 

She's a lady not a munter

 

 

She's a lady not a munter

 

Rough as arseholes was your earlier assessment.

 

 

 

 

Rough as arseholes was your earlier assessment.

 

Both statements probably true

 

 

So, you're taking her to the match, pissed?

 

Remember though, birds shouldn't be there, and definitely don't kiss her!

 

Is a quicky out if order then?

Was unfair, she's a decent lass... Had a good enjoyable night

First date was taking her to the match, did you introduce her to any of this lot and did you knock a nail in it? . Where abouts is she from?, Fucking ace this, I hope they had a lorra lorra laughs