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Trimming Your Pubes

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Some of the Veet hair removal reviews on Amazon are piss funny

 

stars-5-0._V192197110_.gifDO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
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This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

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3.0 out of 5 stars LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION, 17 April 2012
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars

Our WW friend Crawley once went through a phase of conditioning his armpit hair after I managed to convince him that everybody did it!

Urban myth my good friend. I have abnormally straight armpit hair. Trimed before a holiday, itched like buggery so I put conditioner on it.

 

That doesn't sound any better, mind.

 

If you want any for a lovely, lush wig, Kent, let me know and I'll send you a bag.

Edited by Not in Crawley

Urban myth my good friend.

If that's the case, then it's an urban myth that you have not only admitted to in the past, but one that has also been confirmed by your ex partner.

 

Come clean Crawley, you are a pit pamperer!

I am admitting to giving my put a bit of treatment. The conditioner, however, was totally my idea.

I can inform people that a lightly nicked bawbag and that minty shower gel is not a good combo.

It didn't go well

Do mine monthly including moisturising and i'm a proper mans man oh and i wear pink as well oh and i moisturise after every face shave as well so there

Do mine monthly including moisturising and i'm a proper mans man oh and i wear pink as well oh and i moisturise after every face shave as well so there

 

 

To be honest I thought that sort of thing was standard procedure, mans' man or pufter.

Maybe it's not though.

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I can inform people that a lightly nicked bawbag and that minty shower gel is not a good combo.

 

Original Source, or The Supermarket own brand eqiuvalent?

No clippers have ever been near my gonads

 

It is planned for Wednesday

Original Source, or The Supermarket own brand eqiuvalent?

Source but black mint (stronger).

I can inform people that a lightly nicked bawbag and that minty shower gel is not a good combo.

 

 

Can take a while to stop bleeding as well...............I'm reliably informed!

I can inform people that a lightly nicked bawbag and that minty shower gel is not a good combo.

Ooh fuck

 

Been there my friend

 

Well, not literally been to your teds but you know what I mean

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Apparently if you do cut or nick yourself downthere then rub some ralgex all over you ball bag and cock.

It stops the pain

Is tresemme a suitable alternative if you've no ralgex?

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Is tresemme a suitable alternative if you've no ralgex?

If you dont have Ralgex then the only other option is Brut Aftershave

Can take a while to stop bleeding as well...............I'm reliably informed!

I think you could be right there Mr Dee and I'm sure Smiffs can verify this :)

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