I'm going for the snip on monday,( I'm shittin it ) :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$

 

cause the wife doesn't want to get pregnant again.

:D/ :D/ :D/

now I've told her, that me having the snip will not stop her from getting preggars.

 

any comments form the w/ways medical team.

 

toodle pip

jesus christ there HAS to be alternative!

 

NO BASTARD IS COMIN NEAR MY TWIG N GIGGLEBERRIES WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS [-(

Just make sure u got you tight lycra's with you, your balls will swell up like case balls!!

Ouch! And, yes your wife can still get pregnant if you have the snip

 

O:)

Ouch!  And, yes your wife can still get pregnant if you have the snip

 

O:)

 

What the fcuk?

 

please explain, in fact no dont bother, i dont even wanna know!!!

kin ell isaac

 

you still got some bullets left?

if she doesnt wanna get pregnant tell HER to get sterilised :-#

Ouch!  And, yes your wife can still get pregnant if you have the snip

 

O:)

 

What the fcuk?

 

please explain, in fact no dont bother, i dont even wanna know!!!

 

The vasectomy is nearly 100% effective (get that Homer nearly 100% effective)

 

O:)

Isaac

 

Whats the point??????

 

I thought you were into ladyboys.... :-&

 

Toodle pip!

Vasectomy is not immediately effective. You must use other birth control until the sperm are used up. It usually takes from 15-20 ejaculations. very rarely, tubes grow back together again and pregnancy may occur.

Vasectomy is not immediately effective. You must use other birth control until the sperm are used up..

 

be reet fert weekend then, hey isaac?!

Well done issac, it's a great thing you're doing. Takes a real man to do this.

 

 

I've been told that warm baths with a handful of salt in help it get better more quickly too.

and dont forget you jiffy bags......... to send your samples off after the op O:)

Isaac - nothing to worry about.

 

Had it done about 3 months ago, just waiting to be told to jack off into a jar!

 

Went into theatre at 4, tea and toast at 5, home at 7.

 

Jobs a good 'un (hopefully)

fook me

 

2 alternatives, both less painful

 

1) wear a mac

2) pull out early and spread muck over face/tits (hers)

You must use other birth control until the sperm are used up. It usually takes from 15-20 ejaculations. very .

 

So that's half a day in the toilet at work then?

 

 

Isaac, just bum her until she's been through the menapaurs (errr that change thing)

GO FOR OPTION 2 SHE MIGHT APPRECIATE A PEARL NECKLACE

Braveman, respect to you for getting it done, its much quicker op and quicker recovery for the man to be sterilised rather than a woman.

 

She will treat you like hero, and will be eager to help you with your first 15-20 duffs just so you can get down to it without ' macs '( as zico calls em). a life of bareback awaits you.

 

salute!!!!!

 

 

exiled girl is right about the salty water thing.

personally though id say get very pissed so you cant feel owt!!!

I'm going for the snip on monday,( I'm shittin it ) :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$  :-$                  

 

cause the wife doesn't want to get pregnant again.  

:D/  :D/  :D/  

now I've told her, that me having the snip will not stop her from getting preggars.

         

 

any comments form the w/ways medical team.

 

toodle pip    

 

 

when did micro surgery reach little hulton.

 

 

isssaccc you do know when the doctor said 'it is not a big thing' he were nt talking about the operation !!

Missus won't get pregnant if you throw one up another piece?

 

If God wanted you to be seedless he have made you a Jaffa!

Actually henri, did you have any trouble with regrowth afterwards? I think isaac needs to exfoliate to avoid the possibility of an ingrowing hair. Or maybe getting them waxed beforehand?

Don`t do it Salford boy.

Too many horror stories about from lads that`ve had it done, bollocks swelling up to the size of oranges, mega-pain etc.

 

:Ds

Spoke to the wife about your replies, & i've told her I'm not going & she can fcuk off [-( [-( [-( [-(

she said if i don't go she will kick my fuckin head in.

 

well with me being a real hard Salford lad who nobody messes with.

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My appointment is still for Monday @ 16.00hrs.

 

 

regards Isaac the shitbag

 

toodle pip

worst part for me was shaving my bollocks wi a mac3 you know how sharp them fuckers are

 

definitely the worst bit, along with the ragging incessant itching that follows when your pubes start growing back.

isaac isaac calm down its not too bad

 

i had it done 3month back piece of piss

 

 

 

Isaac - nothing to worry about.

 

Had it done about 3 months ago

 

 

Fuckihg Hell, who'd have throught that Henri was an alias of Mike Hunt

 

You had me with that one (not in a bum cigar type way)

Old boss at work had it done years ago - he struggled in in the loosest possible trackie-bottoms, walking like a cowboy. I persuaded the safety guy this would be a good time for a fire alarm test - thing is his office was on the 3rd floor so he had to use the stairs instead of the lift. :D/ :D/