September 21, 201312 yr Catapult Conker (i think) with shell on Gaping arse hole I'd post it on here if I knew how Jesus wept that's just wrong
September 21, 201312 yr It's already on here somewhere. The full video is miles better mate. It's all about the final scream!!
September 21, 201312 yr The full video is miles better mate. It's all about the final scream!! It must've smarted a bit though the excessive use of cellophane scared me more
September 21, 201312 yr On a serious note. I don't get this whole spreading the lips wide open you get in pornos now and again. Like seeing something off casualty.
September 21, 201312 yr I got sent that yesterday along with a picture message containing little bags full of white powder The Gonzo is back Oh Gonz I was over your way today, I was going to call in for unlimited sausage, however I assumed you would be in bed from last night Edited September 21, 201312 yr by Danny G
September 21, 201312 yr I got home at half 12 this afternoon mate,all ended up back at our kids! I wouldn't have been much company! Our ant had that magic pot of everlasting bugle again mate! Haha
September 21, 201312 yr the bags didn't look that little They would look massive if Jeremy Beadle was holding one
September 21, 201312 yr They would look massive if Jeremy Beadle was holding one But on the other hand.......
September 21, 201312 yr I got home at half 12 this afternoon mate,all ended up back at our kids! I wouldn't have been much company! Our ant had that magic pot of everlasting bugle again mate! Haha It was like Mary Poppins's bag! Give me a shout next time you do Poulton
September 21, 201312 yr Will do pal... Didn't make über by the way! The cube was the last port of call.... New wetherspoons opening there soon as well.
September 21, 201312 yr He sent it to me and I had to watch it three or four times before I could comprehend what the fuck was going on. He is one sick puppy.
September 22, 201312 yr On a serious note. I don't get this whole spreading the lips wide open you get in pornos now and again. Like seeing something off casualty. I saw a vid like this once with a Coloured lass as the leading lady, she pulled the flaps apart and it reminded me of a half eaten turkish delight
September 22, 201312 yr Remember that video kicking about of that guy shoving his whole head up a lass?
September 22, 201312 yr Remember that video kicking about of that guy shoving his whole head up a lass? Please, Gonz, it's the sabbath!
September 22, 201312 yr Its ok, I didn't want a text anyway. Haha... It's only Jenna Louise Coleman having a conker fired at her arse. Didn't think you'd like it! ????
September 22, 201312 yr Its ok, I didn't want a text anyway. Nor did I, G. You know who your mates are. #blackpoolcunt
September 22, 201312 yr You don't want it.... Believe me.... Trust me.... He is a wrong un on every level!!!
September 22, 201312 yr I'd take it as a compliment if you didn't get it #worriedtobepartofhistargetmarket
September 22, 201312 yr He tried sending it to me the words "I've sent you a video" from Gonzo create an unexpected level of tension.
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