6 of us stayed over in Blackpool last Saturday night after playing cricket there.

The hotel was a shithole, which we weren't bothered about but then on Sunday they emailed me saying we had caused damage to one of the rooms and we had stolen 3 tv remotes which they would be charging me for.

All untrue.

I asked them to provide evidence as the rooms they said weren't ours.

 

Anyhow they've charged my debit card with £150

 

Any advice here? Other than posting my shit through the letterbox.

That is like something they'd write in Benidorm (the TV series).

 

When we went the second time the Mrs was pregnant and had had enough of Curry after a few days so we found somewhere called Ruffles in Candolim run by a woman from Yorkshire, she was sat there in 34 degree heat eating braising steak, gravy and proper chips. 

Last time we played at Barnsley I had my dinner in the Thai restaurant & the "special" was braised steak & dumplings.

 

TBF the boss was a proper Yorkshireman, "ey up flower", but at least 2 of the 4 Thai waitresses/female staff had prominent Adam's Apples.

I stayed in a place in Goa, it wasn't The Ritz but it was OK. We got speaking to a Scouse couple who said when they got home they would be giving it just 1 star on Trip Advisor....the reason being the menu was just full of foreign stuff, no proper food.

 

When I pointed out that as we were in India it was quite likely the menu would be mainly Indian/Curry based they said it shouldn't be if they were taking bookings from English tourists.

 

They also admitted that they thought Goa was in Africa, didn't realise it was India until they went to get their Visas, otherwise they would never have come as "we don't really like Pakis"

 

 

FFS, we issue passports to folk like this?

FFS, we issue passports to folk like this?

Think sweep has had one for years

Think sweep has had one for years

 

 

Now, now. Uncalled for 

Thanks for the advice folks.

 

Had the money returned to my account today.

Had to email the retail disputes team and they will now take it further.

 

Next time up on the Fylde Coast I will be having a curry the night before.

 

Twats

Thanks for the advice folks.

 

Had the money returned to my account today.

Had to email the retail disputes team and they will now take it further.

 

Next time up on the Fylde Coast I will be having a curry the night before.

 

Twats

Now it's shit through the letter box time

Next time I need a new (or used) shower head rail slider and a replacement handle for a Corby trouser press...

 

Oh aye, a kettle lead too.