Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Reading isn’t your strong point is it? 

"Incoming..."

 

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Just take a camp bed and quilt if you're that keen to see them used. Surely they'll let you in- you can brew up for patients when they arrive.

I would rather they weren’t used as you well know you little scamp

But if they end up being needed, at least we have them.

imagine if we didn’t.

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

"Incoming..."

 

He’s that intent on having a wee pop he just disregards a) the fact I don’t live in the north west and haven’t for 15 years so why would I be bitter about a perceived disparity between NW and SE? And b) clearly doesn’t understand the sarcasm in the NUMEROUS posts about it of the same ilk.

Big clue  I couldn’t care less about the south east! It doesn’t affect me and I don’t perceive there is a notable bias that should concern me.

but I will now get a lecture no doubt 🤓😴😴😴😴

Edited January 8, 20215 yr by Escobarp

See if that does the trick 

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

I would rather they weren’t used as you well know you little scamp

But if they end up being needed, at least we have them.

imagine if we didn’t.

Booo, no brews for patients. 😁

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

I would rather they weren’t used as you well know you little scamp

But if they end up being needed, at least we have them.

imagine if we didn’t.

How long is it going to take to rebuild them? Out of interest? Will take a while no?

9 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Reading isn’t your strong point is it? if you’re going to try and have a snipe at someone do your homework first mate 

I know it plays to my baser instincts but I do enjoy winding you up.

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

He’s that intent on having a wee pop he just disregards a) the fact I don’t live in the north west and haven’t for 15 years so why would I be bitter about a perceived disparity between NW and SE? And b) clearly doesn’t understand the sarcasm in the NUMEROUS posts about it of the same ilk.

Big clue  I couldn’t care less about the south east! It doesn’t affect me and I don’t perceive there is a notable bias that should concern me.

but I will now get a lecture no doubt 🤓😴😴😴😴

Ahhhhh, grand.

4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I know it plays to my baser instincts but I do enjoy winding you up.

Well when you do actually wind me up I will let you know so you will Have achieved your aim 

until than carry on 👌

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Well when you do actually wind me up I will let you know so you will Have achieved your aim 

until than carry on 👌

Bless your little Scottish cottons 😚

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Bless your little Scottish cottons 😚

Again another poor attempt. Keep going. I’m going out for a walk down the coast to the beach now so will check for an update when I’m down there.  It’s a hard life but someone has to do it. 

I heard they've been harvesting organs from Covid patients in the NW to send to the SE

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Again another poor attempt. Keep going. I’m going out for a walk down the coast to the beach now so will check for an update when I’m down there.  It’s a hard life but someone has to do it. 

Big love sweetcheeks. You enjoy yourself. 

Counting down the minutes.

 

6 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

I heard they've been harvesting organs from Covid patients in the NW to send to the SE

I heard that they are harvesting shit designer shoes off the feet of tattooed salesmen in Squeetland and giving them to BLM protesters.

Thats what I heard.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

I heard that they are harvesting shit designer shoes off the feet of tattooed salesmen in Squeetland and giving them to BLM protesters.

Thats what I heard.

How may salesmen do you know up here? Out of interest? Research h research 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

How may salesmen do you know up here? Out of interest? Research h research 

Thought you were off for a paddle?

Research 

Don’t throw snowballs it can carry a £200 fine 

6 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Research 

You? Nah, not worth my time.

Have an ice cream.

17 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

You? Nah, not worth my time.

Have an ice cream.

You seem to waste an awful lot of time on someone not worth your time. Mask is slipping H

 

You will be back to that soon enough buddy 👌

Edited January 8, 20215 yr by Escobarp

22 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Don’t throw snowballs it can carry a £200 fine 

What about pop corn and family size bags of Maltesers?

12 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

What about pop corn and family size bags of Maltesers?

Just about acceptable pal 

5 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Just about acceptable pal 

Excellent news 

68,000 cases

1,325 deaths.

Highest ever.

Yikes.

 

Edited January 8, 20215 yr by Spider

Just a wobble.