Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

2 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Bothering with chickens. Not good for either pecker.

Chinese New Year on Sunday so millions of 'em will be travelling everywhere accross the globe as well as in China. We could all be dead in a month.

The virus originated in a seafood market in Wuhan city. Dodgy prawns.

Edited January 22, 20206 yr by Mannyroader

Will be a virus that kills us all off, no doubt about it.

10 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Will be a virus that kills us all off, no doubt about it.

Can’t get aids twice mate 

4 hours ago, Mannyroader said:

Chinese New Year on Sunday so millions of 'em will be travelling everywhere accross the globe as well as in China. We could all be dead in a month.

The virus originated in a seafood market in Wuhan city. Dodgy prawns.

Nah! Just more anti seafood nonsense. Reporting down here it emanated from snakes! They eat them too!

Allegedly very tasty with tiger penis sauce and sprinkling of ground rhino horn (the cunts).

Mortality rate doesn't seem that high yet - but not sure if you can trust the figures or not.

SARS had a mortality rate of about 15%. If the Chinese numbers are anywhere close to accurate (which they aren't but assume cases under-reported deaths closer to reality) its 3.5% for this but almost certainly lower. 

Having said that its still way more deadly than flu and likely way more contagious than ebola. 

8 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Nah! Just more anti seafood nonsense. Reporting down here it emanated from snakes! They eat them too!

Allegedly very tasty with tiger penis sauce and sprinkling of ground rhino horn (the cunts).

I heard on the radio today it could have come from bats............I'm guessing they don't have a clue at the minute

54 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I heard on the radio today it could have come from bats............I'm guessing they don't have a clue at the minute

How do you shag a bat?

18 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

How do you shag a bat?

Ask Mounts, he bats for the other side you know.

26 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

How do you shag a bat?

Gently.

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

I heard on the radio today it could have come from bats............I'm guessing they don't have a clue at the minute

I heard or read they think it started from illegal animals being sold on some market

1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said:

I heard or read they think it started from illegal animals being sold on some market

that wouldn't be a surprise, they'll eat most things in China, so it's not beyond the realms of possibility that some infected mammals have got into the food chain, and from there is spreads. as they've just started moving around now for CNY, we'll see how bad this is, if it's really bad then we'll soon find out as people move from the coastal areas inland from whence they came, and then back again over the next week or so

I'm supposed to be back over there in March, so I hope it's not too bad  

2 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

How do you shag a bat?

Upside down on a beam. 

Have they been shagging bats or prawns?

29 minutes ago, Sweep said:

that wouldn't be a surprise, they'll eat most things in China, so it's not beyond the realms of possibility that some infected mammals have got into the food chain, and from there is spreads. as they've just started moving around now for CNY, we'll see how bad this is, if it's really bad then we'll soon find out as people move from the coastal areas inland from whence they came, and then back again over the next week or so

I'm supposed to be back over there in March, so I hope it's not too bad  

for some reason, it didn't occur to me that they'd be selling the animals for actual consumption

but aye

https://www.businessinsider.com/wuhan-virus-china-bans-food-markets-selling-live-animals-wolves-2020-1?r=US&IR=T

not only that

live fucking wolves to take home, kill and eat

and civet cats, whatever they are

1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said:

for some reason, it didn't occur to me that they'd be selling the animals for actual consumption

but aye

https://www.businessinsider.com/wuhan-virus-china-bans-food-markets-selling-live-animals-wolves-2020-1?r=US&IR=T

not only that

live fucking wolves to take home, kill and eat

and civet cats, whatever they are

you can buy really expensive coffee that is made from partially digested coffee beans after Civets eat them. So basically cat shit coffee, it costs loads as well. Sounds lovely.

I keep drinking Mexican beer and 1970's pop. I think I might have caught it.

Last I heard it had come from snakes. 

I've seen a video about how that was probably transmitted.

It's fuckin here, chaps...

Suspected case in Scottish land.

7 minutes ago, Steejay said:

It's fuckin here, chaps...

Suspected case in Scottish land.

If it's been out in China for a couple of weeks, then I'd be surprised if it's not in pretty much every civilized country, as well as Scotchland

7 minutes ago, Steejay said:

It's fuckin here, chaps...

Suspected case in Scottish land.

It’s no surprise. Edinburgh is ramned full of kitchen sinks 

8 minutes ago, Steejay said:

It's fuckin here, chaps...

Suspected case in Scottish land.

Do you want your snake battered?

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Do you want your snake battered?

Some perverts ( Gonzo 😁) would pay good money for that. 

I'll never forget being shown a video of someone tucking into a live carp 

15 minutes ago, deane koontz said:

I'll never forget being shown a video of someone tucking into a live carp 

Live carp is alright, the one I ate was deep fried as well. So it was alive, covered in batter and I was sticking my fork in it. Poor fuckery didn't look too happy.

I've seen a still beating heart pulled from a live snake as well, and eaten (I didn't do that to be honest, I just watched)