Members Rudy Posted January 22, 2020 Members Posted January 22, 2020 Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? Quote
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 22, 2020 Site Supporter Posted January 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said: Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? Bothering with chickens. Not good for either pecker. Quote
Mannyroader Posted January 22, 2020 Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) Chinese New Year on Sunday so millions of 'em will be travelling everywhere accross the globe as well as in China. We could all be dead in a month. The virus originated in a seafood market in Wuhan city. Dodgy prawns. Edited January 22, 2020 by Mannyroader Quote
gonzo Posted January 22, 2020 Posted January 22, 2020 Will be a virus that kills us all off, no doubt about it. Quote
Members Rudy Posted January 22, 2020 Author Members Posted January 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, gonzo said: Will be a virus that kills us all off, no doubt about it. Can’t get aids twice mate Quote
Members bolty58 Posted January 23, 2020 Members Posted January 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Mannyroader said: Chinese New Year on Sunday so millions of 'em will be travelling everywhere accross the globe as well as in China. We could all be dead in a month. The virus originated in a seafood market in Wuhan city. Dodgy prawns. Nah! Just more anti seafood nonsense. Reporting down here it emanated from snakes! They eat them too! Allegedly very tasty with tiger penis sauce and sprinkling of ground rhino horn (the cunts). Quote
Guest Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Mortality rate doesn't seem that high yet - but not sure if you can trust the figures or not. SARS had a mortality rate of about 15%. If the Chinese numbers are anywhere close to accurate (which they aren't but assume cases under-reported deaths closer to reality) its 3.5% for this but almost certainly lower. Having said that its still way more deadly than flu and likely way more contagious than ebola. Quote
Sweep Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 8 hours ago, bolty58 said: Nah! Just more anti seafood nonsense. Reporting down here it emanated from snakes! They eat them too! Allegedly very tasty with tiger penis sauce and sprinkling of ground rhino horn (the cunts). I heard on the radio today it could have come from bats............I'm guessing they don't have a clue at the minute Quote
Members Rudy Posted January 23, 2020 Author Members Posted January 23, 2020 54 minutes ago, Sweep said: I heard on the radio today it could have come from bats............I'm guessing they don't have a clue at the minute How do you shag a bat? Quote
isaacunt Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 18 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: How do you shag a bat? Ask Mounts, he bats for the other side you know. Quote
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 23, 2020 Site Supporter Posted January 23, 2020 26 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: How do you shag a bat? Gently. Quote
Moderators Zico Posted January 23, 2020 Moderators Posted January 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Sweep said: I heard on the radio today it could have come from bats............I'm guessing they don't have a clue at the minute I heard or read they think it started from illegal animals being sold on some market Quote
Sweep Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said: I heard or read they think it started from illegal animals being sold on some market that wouldn't be a surprise, they'll eat most things in China, so it's not beyond the realms of possibility that some infected mammals have got into the food chain, and from there is spreads. as they've just started moving around now for CNY, we'll see how bad this is, if it's really bad then we'll soon find out as people move from the coastal areas inland from whence they came, and then back again over the next week or so I'm supposed to be back over there in March, so I hope it's not too bad Quote
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 23, 2020 Site Supporter Posted January 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said: How do you shag a bat? Upside down on a beam. Quote
Morizio Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Have they been shagging bats or prawns? Quote
Moderators Zico Posted January 23, 2020 Moderators Posted January 23, 2020 29 minutes ago, Sweep said: that wouldn't be a surprise, they'll eat most things in China, so it's not beyond the realms of possibility that some infected mammals have got into the food chain, and from there is spreads. as they've just started moving around now for CNY, we'll see how bad this is, if it's really bad then we'll soon find out as people move from the coastal areas inland from whence they came, and then back again over the next week or so I'm supposed to be back over there in March, so I hope it's not too bad for some reason, it didn't occur to me that they'd be selling the animals for actual consumption but aye https://www.businessinsider.com/wuhan-virus-china-bans-food-markets-selling-live-animals-wolves-2020-1?r=US&IR=T not only that live fucking wolves to take home, kill and eat and civet cats, whatever they are Quote
Sweep Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said: for some reason, it didn't occur to me that they'd be selling the animals for actual consumption but aye https://www.businessinsider.com/wuhan-virus-china-bans-food-markets-selling-live-animals-wolves-2020-1?r=US&IR=T not only that live fucking wolves to take home, kill and eat and civet cats, whatever they are you can buy really expensive coffee that is made from partially digested coffee beans after Civets eat them. So basically cat shit coffee, it costs loads as well. Sounds lovely. Quote
fishbulb Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 I keep drinking Mexican beer and 1970's pop. I think I might have caught it. Quote
kent_white Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Last I heard it had come from snakes. I've seen a video about how that was probably transmitted. Quote
Site Supporter Steejay Posted January 23, 2020 Site Supporter Posted January 23, 2020 It's fuckin here, chaps... Suspected case in Scottish land. Quote
Sweep Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Steejay said: It's fuckin here, chaps... Suspected case in Scottish land. If it's been out in China for a couple of weeks, then I'd be surprised if it's not in pretty much every civilized country, as well as Scotchland Quote
Escobarp Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Steejay said: It's fuckin here, chaps... Suspected case in Scottish land. It’s no surprise. Edinburgh is ramned full of kitchen sinks Quote
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 23, 2020 Site Supporter Posted January 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Steejay said: It's fuckin here, chaps... Suspected case in Scottish land. Do you want your snake battered? Quote
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 23, 2020 Site Supporter Posted January 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Do you want your snake battered? Some perverts ( Gonzo 😁) would pay good money for that. Quote
deane koontz Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 I'll never forget being shown a video of someone tucking into a live carp Quote
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