Site Supporter MickyD Posted January 2, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2022 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: Somebody donned a homemade Lofty suit once (last game?) and went around the pitch with Lofty (the Lion not Sir Nat) I have no idea what the thinking was - we're hardly the most understanding lot are we? Catcalls, jeering and aspersions if the real Lofty had a bitch... Lofty used to have a junior version. Never understood why. Has it been fucked off now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, MickyD said: Lofty used to have a junior version. Never understood why. Has it been fucked off now? Nah, there was a junior but this one is had been knocked up in a Breightmet kitchen. I dunno what possessed the wearer nor club - it was not warmly received. The original Lofty managed the club shop on Newport Street - a mate filled in once - he said the suit stank to high heaven. I was at a club do once and Lofty Lion was leaving and Sir Nat said "where's Lofty?" and he gestured to a few bin bags in the corner. Edited January 2, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 hour ago, MickyD said: There was a blind bloke with a guide dog in the home section to the left of us at Rotherham. It kept barking. I may have laughed a bit when my lad said maybe it was telling its owner what was happening. Its like the old joke about the guide dog pissing on its owners leg. The blind man then gave him a biscuit so he could figure which end his arse was so he could kick it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted January 2, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: Nah, there was a junior but this one is had been knocked up in a Breightmet kitchen. I dunno what possessed the wearer nor club - it was not warmly received. The original Lofty managed the club shop on Newport Street - a mate filled in once - he said the suit stank to high heaven. I was at a club do once and Lofty Lion was leaving and Sir Nat said "where's Lofty?" and he gestured to a few bin bags in the corner. I kind of knew the original guy inside the suit. Bit of an Elvis fan. I met him at an incident at his flat in Farnworth where a neighbour had jumped from a second (or third) floor window and broke his back. All the neighbours went out, picked him up and took him back upstairs to his room. We went with the Simon Snorkel to get him back down on a stretcher. Lofty’s insides thought his neighbours were dickheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 I think some of you lot need your cataracts checking because she's nowt to write home about. And I feel for her because she's got an army of owd wanderers fans drooling and rubbing their thighs at her and she can't even see where to beat them off with her shitty stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 3, 2022 Author Share Posted January 3, 2022 7 hours ago, MickyD said: There was a blind bloke with a guide dog in the home section to the left of us at Rotherham. It kept barking. I may have laughed a bit when my lad said maybe it was telling its owner what was happening. When I was at college and knew no better on Fridays there'd be a group of blind folk in the canteen on break. Me and this girl would tempt their dogs over with morsels of our breakfast items. They looked miserable as fuck so we decided to give them a treat - a bit of sausage or bacon... (the dogs not the blind folk). They couldn't resist but would crawl to us like a special forces sniper for their snack. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 3, 2022 Author Share Posted January 3, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, stevieb said: I think some of you lot need your cataracts checking because she's nowt to write home about. And I feel for her because she's got an army of owd wanderers fans drooling and rubbing their thighs at her and she can't even see where to beat them off with her shitty stick. It was rhetorical - she's alreet but due to her sightless status she ups her game - you could dress in spunk stained boxers and a curry stained vest and she'd be none the wiser. It'd be liberating. You could watch hardcore porn on a laptop (on mute) and claim you were working. I'm a fucking adonis - I take my pick, I could pull Malene Espensen, but that blind girl would get wooed if only to free her from the clutches of her husband. Who, as well as being a beardy shrimp is also a dope-shooter. Allegedly. Edited January 3, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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