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He'll be posting complaining the Devil doesn't do an "early release scheme" next

Mate has a bikers interflora business... delivers to every lamp post in the country

I'd donate only if the procession goes the wrong way down the A1 while a couple of loaded tank transporters are coming t'other way

That was what I was worried about. Happened to me once on the A14... old girl coming head on at 8 am in the morning... thankfully the police got her off the road before the inevitable but bloody terrifying. Shoul tik tok be liable? They are a publisher

BBC NewsM9 crash: Vigil takes place for four people injured in Co...It is believed the injured family were travelling to the airport to go on holiday when the crash happened.

First game of the season, at home, full house, local derby, higher league... bring it on. Be interesting to see how we fare against an established Championship side

Jason Arday Why do I keep thinking of Icarus?

We seem to have lost sense of "fun" Is there an app?

...and good comedy writing by Jonathan Harvey (Count Binface)

Can't beat a splash of Lea and Peas

I try to "pigeon hole" everything... makes it all more manageable. Staff... notice.... gardening leave... sod her... job done, what else can you do? Mum.. skin cancer... what sort of cancer? I've had a "skin cancer", something called Bowens Disease and it was treated very easily, cancer diagnosis is long term so no reason to rush back from hoilday. Park it all until Friday, concentrate on the kids and get stuck in when you return is my advice

Already getting messages from beyond the grave... "keep yer filthy hands off my sister"... she is quite fit by the way 😀

Coming to an HMO near you... they'll get into Spain, cross the open Schengen borders to Normandy and Bob's yer uncle

That'll be fun... I need a new sparring partner 😄

We were chalk and cheese in a lot of ways, particularly regarding politics but we rubbed along for over 40 odd years somehow... sound familiar lads? He tells me he's left me his fishing tackle, I'm going to have to learn how to fish now😁

Sorry to hear your news. My close pal passed this morning... he was on a constant ketamine syringe drive and just stopped breathing, I was only arguing with the bugger (as usual) on Monday. I know what you mean about grieving and organising stuff... I drove to Heathrow with no notice yesterday to collect his sister so she could be there for him. I'll grieve eventually when I have time

Are you a fisherman? He's thrown you some bait, now wants you on the hook... carry on and you'll be well in clover handling laundered cash until the FBI or NCA or whatever the Ozzy equvalent is come a knocking... then you'll need to attend court with your toothbrush and tube of ky. If it was me I'd let the local fraud office have the correspondance and put the money into the ploiceman's baĺl. Hope this helps

No need, I don't have paypal. DM me the address and I'll post it to you, no money involved, no probs 🙂

Don't tell the missus or I'll be puttiing up with a big box of Buffy the Vampire Slayer vids I've found

vs Wolves play off 17-05-95 Hull City Away 30-04-93 vs Liverpool 3rd Round Jan 93 Man U away 4th Round 26-01-91 West Brom Away 07-09-91 Christmas comps 92, 93, 94 7 year highlights to 1995 Let me know if you want any before I chuck em

Found some more... just thought there might be a sad bastard out there who'd like them. Otherwise they'll follow the Ben Dovers down the tip

Clearing the loft. Anyone want these before I launch them?

I think I warned you a couple of years ago what the Russians were like... when my dad's squadron linked up with the soviet tanks on the Elbe he had never seen such savagery.

I would like to believe my late father would be proud of my stance, he drove a tank from the beaches of Normandy to the Elbe taking in the Rhine and Belsen en route and always confided with me about the futility of war. Our generations are so isolated from actual warfare, we have become desensitised and see it like a video game, we see black and white pictures of installations being "smart bombed" and forget there are people there having flesh ripped from bone by hot metal. I suppose I am a "negotiation warrior" but if push came to shove I would get stuck in just like my father's generation

Why don't you sign up as mercenary with all the other keyboard warriors on here?