My sons ever first Christmas Works piss up tomorrow! Cast your minds back (apart from Garp and Richard) to your first ever Christmas works piss up!

 

Mine was while working on YTS and we went to Brieghtmet Labour Club! I remember spewing up all over the gamesroom floor and the fuckers carrying me out! I was 17 and it was only 4pm....

 

Anyone else??

Mine were only 3 months back. Can't remember a thing

always been self employed andy .. so we had our own christmas parties.

 

some stories i could tell ..............................one involving a stripper and a midget in the robin hood on halliwell road

When i was on a YTS at Alan Entwistles in Farnworth we finished work at 11am and straight to the nearest pub, spent an hour their before heading to the black horse on market street.

 

I was arseholed by 2pm and wanted to fight the lot of em.

Got banned from the pub for pouring my own ale and ended up spewing in my foremans bath.

When i was on a YTS at Alan Entwistles in Farnworth we finished work at 11am and straight to the nearest pub, spent an hour their before heading to the black horse on market street.

 

I was arseholed by 2pm and wanted to fight the lot of em.

Got banned from the pub for pouring my own ale and ended up spewing in my foremans bath.  

What was your works doo like when you worked on the bins?

When i was on a YTS at Alan Entwistles in Farnworth we finished work at 11am and straight to the nearest pub, spent an hour their before heading to the black horse on market street.

 

I was arseholed by 2pm and wanted to fight the lot of em.

Got banned from the pub for pouring my own ale and ended up spewing in my foremans bath.  

What was your works doo like when you worked on the bins?

 

 

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1975 Toll Bar Horwich. Pissed in 2 hours. Fell over, smashed my face on the stairs, had a mixture of claret and guinness pouring from the nostrils.

Good Times....

1975 Toll Bar Horwich. Pissed in 2 hours. Fell over, smashed my face on the stairs, had a mixture of claret and guinness pouring from the nostrils.

Good Times....

 

THINGS DONT CHANGE THEN.

My sons ever first Christmas Works piss up tomorrow! Cast your minds back (apart from Garp and Richard) to your first ever Christmas works piss up!

 

Mine was while working on YTS and we went to Brieghtmet Labour Club! I remember spewing up all over the gamesroom floor and the fuckers carrying me out! I was 17 and it was only 4pm....

 

Anyone else??

 

Oi!

 

I'm on my 3rd

1975 Toll Bar Horwich. Pissed in 2 hours. Fell over, smashed my face on the stairs, had a mixture of claret and guinness pouring from the nostrils.

Good Times....

 

THINGS DONT CHANGE THEN.

 

 

Yeh they do....it now takes 3 hours

Borrocks. You'll be in that munich pub this xmas, pissed after about an hr.

Borrocks. You'll be in that munich pub this xmas, pissed after about an hr.

 

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Got banned from the pub for pouring my own ale and ended up spewing in my foremans bath.  

 

I've just had a PM from Garrp to say were you scrubbing his back with a loofa at the time?

 

Out of order if you ask me Garrp.

First year I worked at NASA we had a Christmas party at the feckin space shuttle's mission control; anyway I got completely gary nevilleed - last think I remember is twatting Buzz Aldrin and then waking up in orbit. Must have fuckin gone onto autopilot, as you do, took off in the shuttle (thank fcuk I didnt get breathylised) - and i wakes up, I've puked in me helmet and when I take it off its all drifting round the cabin and I'm gaggin for a piss but I can find the bog so I only go and open the fuckin window #-o Felt rough as fcuk the next day - even getting to the shitter was "one small step" too far. Mind you, there was the New Years do when i woke up on the submarine from "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" and I'd only gone and shat meself!

 

SatanGreavsie

"In a world of my own"

When i was on a YTS at Alan Entwistles in Farnworth we finished work at 11am and straight to the nearest pub, spent an hour their before heading to the black horse on market street.

 

I was arseholed by 2pm and wanted to fight the lot of em.

Got banned from the pub for pouring my own ale and ended up the foremans bitch.  

 

 

nice [-X

worked part time at a hotel when i was 17. party started at 11pm on a sunday. loads of free shots and a big chinky buffet plus they gave us loads of free murphy's cos they'd just stopped selling it. got home at 4am and chundered all out my bedroom window

 

also got sick on the bus to college next day :-#

Lunn Poly Xmas do's were 'kin belters.

Hundreds of wimmin, never had it so easy.

sounds like an interesting do

 

from teamtalk

 

Barton set for festive fine

 

 

Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton is facing a massive fine following an incident at the club's Christmas party on Sunday.

 

Barton was involved in a fracas with youth team player Jamie Tandy which ended with the combative midfielder stubbing a cigar out in the youngster's eye after Tandy had tried to set his shirt on fire.

 

City have already carried out an internal investigation into the scrap, with both players deemed guilty of gross misconduct, bringing a fine likely to be well in excess of the previous maximum two weeks' wages, in Barton's case probably around ??100,000.

 

"We are aware of an incident which took place on Sunday involving two of our playing staff," confirmed club spokesman Paul Tyrrell.

 

"An internal investigation has already been carried out by the club and the matter is being dealt with internally."

 

Blues officials have been keen to stress 22-year-old Barton was not solely responsible for the incident and Tandy, out for the season after a recent knee operation, was equally responsible.

Mine was about 6 years ago. Went to Mere Hall, too much free beer resulted in me doing the full Monty (almost).

 

Fenny

You can leave your Hat on

Garrp wrote:

 

Oi!  

 

I'm on my 3rd

 

Garp! I said Christmas piss up! Not Kiddies Christmas Party at school!

seasoned traveller wrote:

 

Lunn Poly Xmas do's were 'kin belters.  

Hundreds of wimmin, never had it so easy.  

 

Get away! :D/

seasoned traveller wrote:

 

Lunn Poly Xmas do's were 'kin belters.  

Hundreds of wimmin, never had it so easy.  

 

Get away! :D/

 

 

#-o #-o

Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton  

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I thought he was the Blue Peter spastic

I remember when I was working on the set of "Fantasy Island" and at the end of shoot party Ricardo Montalban kept plying us all with Krug Clos du Mesnil '79 and Special Brew chasers - had some style he did - and some of the birds from Love Boat were there and I was well in till that little kunt Tattoo turns up, pissed as a fart and pukes up all over the shop. Right good shoeing we gave him - "da pain, da pain!" he kept wailing. Anyhow, I woke up next day covered in piss....

First year I worked at NASA we had a Christmas party at the feckin space shuttle's mission control; anyway I got completely gary nevilleed - last think I remember is twatting Buzz Aldrin and then waking up in orbit.  Must have raggin gone onto autopilot, as you do, took off in the shuttle (thank fcuk I didnt get breathylised) - and i wakes up, I've puked in me helmet and when I take it off its all drifting round the cabin and I'm gaggin for a piss but I can find the bog so I only go and open the raggin window  #-o  Felt rough as fcuk the next day - even getting to the shitter was "one small step" too far.  Mind you, there was the New Years do when i woke up on the submarine from "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" and I'd only gone and shat meself!

 

SatanGreavsie

"In a world of my own"

 

satan, do you hear voices????

hallucinate????

dribble????