What a cracking title for a cartoon series about young Ainsley and a chariot made entirely out of dogsh?t!

Viz by any chance?

Viz by any chance?

No, but should have been!

Viz titles that never were....

 

Gordon Banks and his uncontrollable Wanks

Ken Dodd and his porn playing Ipod

Viz titles that never were....

 

Gordon Banks and his uncontrollable Wanks

Ken Dodd and his porn playing Ipod

 

Peters and Lee, and their Fountain of Wee

Peter O'Toole and his dirty brown stool

Paul Weller and his gallon of Stella

 

Colin Stagg and his Head in a Bag

 

The Crown Court Judge and his Finger of Fudge

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Bette Midler and the Kiddie Fiddler

 

Mariella Forstrup in 2 girls one cup

Noel Edmonds squeezes pus out of hundreds of zits and drinks it all through a tramp's hat.

Kate Bush and her Rancid Thrush

Hazel Blears sucks off queers.

Ashley Cole: phone in the hole.

James Blunt: he's a c?nt.

Lawrie McMenemy; he sleeps with the enemy

Julian Cope and his three-inch-tall Pope

Barack Obama and his drug-dealing llama

Kate Bush and her... bush

Kofi Annan and his big black Mam

Snoop Doggy Dogg and his quest for the biggest brown log he can lay down his bog

Uri Geller and his bendy owd fella

gordon brown - the fcuking clown

Gary Barlow: too dull for Marlow.

 

 

Those who've been to Marlow will know that's very dull.

Big Sammy and his evening with a Tranny with a dirty wet fanny.

Desmond Tutu and his pubic lice zoo.

"Desmond was the luckiest Archbishop on the continent as he had his very own zoo full of performing pubic lice"

Paul Daniels sticks his cock up spaniels.

Muhammed Al-Fayed and his gold-plated Kaewyed.

 

"Muhammed was the luckiest department store owner in the country, having his very own gold-plated Howfener to lure in the shoppers!"

Kate Bush and her Rancid Thrush

 

Kate's Bush

 

she'd walk around with a little bonsai that could speak and was dripping with cum

 

or

 

it'd be one of those doctor doctor scenes

 

kate to doctor "doctor doctor my bush is really irritated"

 

bush (sat next to kate) "oh f?ck off will you"

Kofi Annan and his big black Mam

 

 

milky branflakes all over the worktop you c?nt