What a cracking title for a cartoon series about young Ainsley and a chariot made entirely out of dogsh?t!

Zico Kelly and his humongous belly.

 

Happy Wanderer the rampant fondler.

 

Bigtoe and his transexual whore.

 

 

 

Humph, my mind has gone blank.

bwfc sue and her fetish for poo

Smiffs and his big willy myths.

Burnden Bogs and his love of dogs.

Burnden Bogs and his love of dogs.

 

Georgie Best - the drunken pest

 

David Pleat - On the brasses beat

Sir Patrick Moore and his clockwork whore

 

"Patrick was the luckiest astronomer in the galaxy thanks to his wind-up prostitute who accompanied him on observations..."

Smiffs and his love of mens stiffs

Uri Geller and his bendy owd fella

"Uri was the unluckiest lad in Fulchester; the talents that made him famous also made wanking impossible"

Kofi Annan and his big black Mam

 

Barrak Obama and his white trash Mama.

 

(That's gonna grab some of the black vote in the Southern States!)

Rose and Fred West in their garden, which is a mess

 

Tom Selleck and his Finger and Thumb Trick

 

Williams, Venus, and her 12 inch penis

 

The Boss of Adidas and his snot covered penis

 

Ho ho, we're on a roll now

kerry packer and his singing tallywhacker

Sid Viscous and his packet of bubbleicious.

 

Steve Coogan and his jet powered tobogan

Al Murray and his bubbling pot of arse burning Curry

Mr. Spock and his snot covered cock.

anglelina jolie and her well endowed pony

William Shatner and his mucky attempts to sit on his wife and Shat' n' er

ellie may and her chocolate whizzway

Stephen Hawking: he's shit at talking.

Marco Pierre White: Cooking with Shite

 

Britains "favourite" chef shows memebers of the public how to make cheap and nutricious meals using the stools of family members and pets

Kelly Le Brock and her Love of Cock

Ian Wright and his Anal Delights

Kofi Annan and his big black Mam

you could make a nice "fly on the wall" documentary with said fellow as well:

 

Kofi Annan and the Ku Klux Klan

Phil Neal and his 12 foot eel.

Phil Neal and his 12 foot eel.

I've read the book, I reckon it would be a cracking piece of TV

I've read the book, I reckon it would be a cracking piece of TV

Television X?

Ali McGraw and her curly multi-coloured straw!