blackleywhite

1972. We were absolutely clueless today, from 1 to 11. Coyle has some serious sorting out to do or we will be relegated by Easter at the latest. Davies is finished. I've had enough. The worst part of my Saturday has become 3pm til 5. Might watch the next one in the pub.

You can buy an ale trail special ticket for about ?10 but tbh I have never been asked to show my ticket on any of the trains i've been on (in fact the last time I did it I lost my ticket at Dewsbury on the way out!) Dewsbury, Marsden (go down the hill from the station to the brewery tap)and Staly are the best for me.

Got my phone nicked last week. Wasn't insured (what a cock, all I needed to do was register it with Barclays...ahh well...) Need a new one. Had an HTC Desire, was everything I needed in a phone tbf (internet, email) What is the best phone on the market right now? BTW can't have an iPhone as am on a longish contract with virgin and they don't support them. Have heard this Samsung Galaxy s is the bollocks but not sure if they sell it in the UK yet? Your input, fellow Wanderers, would be greatly appreciated. Fanku.

You are cynical, and bang on. btw Mr tumble is a cunt.

It's a 12.45 kick off though. Don't think it ever opens when we play that early.

Had a dwinky?

Yes. Yes it does. You, obviously being the most pissed of anyone...

Of course...

He is a cock of the highest order. The previous regime used to kiss his arse to the nth degree, to the point where they used to buy in bacon and eggs on a Saturday because they didn't want to tell him it was not a cafe any more. He gets a sausage butty now. In fact, were he not blind I would have kicked his head in the first time he entered the shop and started taking the piss. We were running round like blue arsed flies tonight as my regular girl was at that big funeral today so only had 2 staff. Apologies to those who had to wait a bit for their fodder. Could do with a couple of Friday night staff. Any takers? Obviously previous experience would be advantageous but if they are fit with big tits that would probably be enough.... Oh, and sorry noballs I called you sweary to your mother! I could not believe she was your mother as she looks so young. (gilf)

I shop there for my cigs...... Yes, I'm a dirty bastard. Will try the chinky now as it has been recommended.

I'm sure some do, some don't. I do. If they are shit then it's how they cook them and what they cook them in. I blanch my chips at a low temperature first then finish them in a hot pan as and when needed. This means they are soft in the middle and crispy on the outside. Most don't as it is a real pain in the arse, but it gives me great results so.... Fish is great and I think mine is shit hot but it's the chips that folk remember.

Where do you get this 20p a litre stuff? Mine costs at least 5 times as much.

Short for Jonathan. Was waiting to announce my arrival until I had the place set up as I wanted it but no matter. The fish are shaped the way they are because we cut them from gigantic fillets and it is the best way waste wise.

Fuck. Off. Maybe it's because i've been working like a bastard and not been on here for days? It's called chippy diner atm corner of mason st/chorley rd opposite Aldi but will soon be renamed as....... Jon's Fish Bar And if you don't like the signage blame Smiley.....

Who says? Your liver breaks down apx 1 unit of alcohol per hour.

No noballs, you are getting the real top man.

The "top man" is staying where he is.

Dotting and crossing but don't see any complications.

Dont listen to them noballs. Us Horwichers (or is it Horwichians?)know all about the countryside, not like these slum dwelling herberts.

You cheeky monkey. Although I have been known to go "au naturelle" on evenings out....

What a fucking nightmare.

We watch it all the time. I think it's great. Blackleywhite. Naturalist.

I think the first time you have to have your card verified? That used to be the case anyway. Ask em in the kiosk.

Shite.