Crying laughing at that fucking brilliant 😂
Went to Snowdonia when I was about 10 on an adventure holiday, stopped in this big house, can't remember the name, some of you will have been..
Anyway we walked up Snowdon one day and about 10 minutes in I was touching cloth. Took fucking hours to get to the top by which time I was badly struggling. Spent 20 minutes at the top queuing for toilets behind 500 other fuckers until was told we were going back down...walked back down from the knees down, doubled in pain. Made it to the bottom, into the minibus for a 20 minute drive back to the house, flew up the stairs, dived into the toilet, locked the door and shat myself undoing my belt... was just a wc too so wiped myself down best I could with my y fronts before crossing the landing to the bathroom.