Big City Girl

Ta luv, wish i cud tork ded propper like wot u do

A chambermaid who doesn't like swearing. FACT! A chambermaid, how VERY common! So she's not dead posh like i is?

Look I know i'm only new, but i've been reading these forums for ages. This 'Natasha' has GOT to be a wind-up. 'I would never drop anything on my foot' - so she never has accidents? Come on, quite clearly nobody could be so controversial and come out with such shit ALL the time. So own up, who's the real Natasha?

Good luck! I did a tandem jump there for my 30th, you'll love it

i thought it was rude to spit :-#

Diet coke is sooooo last week. You wanna try that Coca-Cola Zero, it's the future!

Stuck up toff! Traf was right. I reckon you've a lot in common with other posters on here! I'm off to find someone on here on my social level. COOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEE! ;dd

;pp Can't wait to meet you!

I'm an ex-model too... Balaclava's

I'm trying to drum up business!

Cock off fcuk face. I merely made a point.

Spearmint Rhino's to blame for that, i'm a little surprised he's painting in Bolton though, wages are much higher in the Smoke. Incidentally, painters mainly use white paint and gloss, therefore tis better to be dressed in white surely. Imagine dark overalls with random white paint splashes all over them? Ugh, it would look like the pigeons had targetted him.

As did i, my friend, as did i! :::::::::::: (not really!) The guy in the Hawaiian shirt was best, and what about those numpty's with a paddling pool? 8-[ Obviously i watched some cricket too!

Me and No balls saw him! We thought it might have been the fella that posted this (sorry not good with names). Did you see ZZ top fella? PHWOOOARR!

Do we not get told off for MSN style posting? We do on New Order! It's great here, i can get away with murder

Which i probably will be after 4 HUGE glasses of red wine!

Well you won't hit me - not if you're aiming :D/

I'm having a word with my stalker to sort out!! :thumb:

And we're getting Digital Watches next year. :nod: (Why isn't there a nodding Smilie, sort it out Moderators/Administrators)

:-s I'm sure Trade Descriptions could have you for the use of 'chicken'. Gulp!

he'd say it to your boobs.... anyroad, ironing whilst not fully clothed is dangerous. take it from me with the scar on the top of my thigh. I bet it's not as bad as the scar on Stevie Wonder's ear, what bastard rang him when he was ironing?

Yum Yum =P~ It's better than other food stuffs i've had cooked for me recently.

And you should know (about tan marks, i mean)

I feel like cricket tonight, like cricket tonight :PPa

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