Big City Girl

Well all I can say is that Craig was spoiled. When I used to get backhanders they bloody hurt!

I had a flash of inspiration

Hope he gets better, I love Top Gear, preferably with him in it. As an afterthought, I wonder if he carries a Donor card... ... someone could end up with a Hammond Organ

No Silly, Politician's are the most honest people around. Sports Agents are a close second.

NYOO ORDAH!!!!

Power, Corruption and Lies - Beltin

Arf!!!

I can't imagine the blow jobs would be as good though

Don't ask me how I know this but apparently they can cost up to 10 grand!!

They twitch a lot

I was more gutted about missing that than I was about not going to Banus!!

Or it could be one of the mods having a bit of fun with you!

Tut silly, it's the law for OAP's to have their bus passes in the flap of the purse, do you know ANYTHING??

Bah, I forgot the Golden Rule.

Yeah, I'd probably end up putting money in!!

I stayed at the Hotel Thirty Thirty Biff. It's right near the Empire State Building and a good base for whatever direction you decide to go in. The rooms were nice and clean. Can I come with you please?

I'd probably take the cash but return the wallet with all the cards in. However, if it belonged to an OAP I'd return it with everything in it.

Cheers Dude

Does anybody have a transcript of this speech?

Well they couldn't have been Scottish then!!

Uggghhhhh:bad: I've never heard of them being poisonous? If they come near you you could just pull their legs off anyway!

Sorry, i'll rephrase that, i'm not actually frightened of them but they do make me physically sick.

Come on, Daddy Long Legs are the least frightening insect I know! I'm not bothered by spiders, flies, wasps or bees. But if there's one thing that will make me shudder it's slugs - offensive little bastards. I hate them. I wouldn't hurt a fly usually but if I wasn't so frightened of slugs I'd kill them all.

How could i? :p

I went to New York a couple of years ago, the first sight that greeted me in the departure lounge at JFK was that exact same billboard!! I had to take a picture to prove it. What a way to round the holiday off! (LWTUA - excellent choice!)